Angie needs a good roast!
THE Oscars were great at the weekend, I watched quite a lot of it on the telly.
I thought Angelina Jolie looked awful. She is so pale and skinny. She looks like she could do with a good roast dinner inside her.
Someone should give that woman a bottle of fake tan and some chips!
She just doesn’t look good like that – I prefer my women to have a bit of meat on them, she was stunning in Tomb Raider and pictured here in one of her early films Gia she’s quite possibly the fittest actress ever.
Not now though! Mind you she’s not the only one – Brad Pitt used to be so gorgeous and now he’s nowhere near as good looking as he used to be.
Obviously looking after their million and three kids is tiring them out, poor dears. Surely they could afford to get a nanny to help out!
I love the Oscars and I’d love to go one day. I love getting all dressed up in fancy frocks – and obviously taking them off afterwards!