Angie needs a good roast!

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THE Os­cars were great at the week­end, I watched quite a lot of it on the telly.

I thought Angelina Jolie looked aw­ful. She is so pale and skinny. She looks like she could do with a good roast din­ner in­side her.

Some­one should give that woman a bot­tle of fake tan and some chips!

She just doesn’t look good like that – I pre­fer my women to have a bit of meat on them, she was stun­ning in Tomb Raider and pic­tured here in one of her early films Gia she’s quite pos­si­bly the fittest ac­tress ever.

Not now though! Mind you she’s not the only one – Brad Pitt used to be so gor­geous and now he’s nowhere near as good look­ing as he used to be.

Ob­vi­ously look­ing af­ter their mil­lion and three kids is tir­ing them out, poor dears. Surely they could af­ford to get a nanny to help out!

I love the Os­cars and I’d love to go one day. I love get­ting all dressed up in fancy frocks – and ob­vi­ously tak­ing them off af­ter­wards!

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