An end to drunk txts

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BOFFINS have de­vel­oped an app to stop rev­ellers em­bar­rass­ing them­selves by ring­ing or tex­ting peo­ple when they’re drunk.

The ‘Don’t Drink and Dial’ fea­ture can be used on smart­phones and lets users se­lect a con­tact – or con­tacts – they don’t want to be able to reach dur­ing a spec­i­fied time pe­riod.

One user said: “We’ve all had that sink­ing feel­ing af­ter a night out look­ing at our call and text logs but this app can keep you out of all kinds of trou­ble!” THIS big-breasted Euro­pean beauty is Kraut of this world.

Top-heavy Ger­man-born babe Jor­dan Carver has just won an army of fans across the world af­ter the was crowned Miss Big Boobs USA!

Jor­dan, orig­i­nally from Mu­nich but now liv­ing in Cal­i­for­nia, boasts an in­cred­i­ble 32HH chest.

Now the 26-year-old’s jaw-drop­ping curves have just seen her win the pres­ti­gious con­test, voted for by fans of Amer­ica’s sex­i­est web­sites.

As­sets

Head judge and pro­fes­sional pho­tog­ra­pher Brad de Souza handed Jor­dan the cov­eted gong at a lav­ish bash in LA last week.

Brad, of Amer­i­can­beau­ties.com web­site, said: “Jor­dan’s as­sets made her hard to ig­nore.”

“She must have her biki­nis hand-built by engineers be­cause those boobs re­quire lots of sup­port!”

Jor­dan, who beat hun­dreds of other babes to win the ti­tle, vowed to take great care of her prizewin­ning chest.

She added: “I find swim­ming reg­u­larly helps keep them nice and firm – and of course, a mas­sage doesn’t hurt, ei­ther!”

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