Midweek Sport

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HAVE U SLEPT WIV ANOTHER WOMAN. IF SO DID U ENJOY IT?

Jon, Bromsgrove HI SYDNEY, DO YOU OFTEN INDULGE IN SELFPLEASU­RING?

Gary Moor As often as I can, Gar y. I have a busy schedule so I frequently have to dodge into public toilets to satisfy my urges. SYDNEY, HOW DOES A NORMAL BLOKE GET A REAL STUNNA LIKE YOURSELF?

Pete, Newcastle I’m a traditiona­l gal when it comes to wooing. If you take me out for a nice meal, compliment me and buy me loads of drinks I’m pretty much yours. SYDNEY, MY FANTASY WOULD BE TO BED A SPORT BABE LIKE YOU. WHAT’S YOURS?

Alan, Manchester

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