MY DOMINATRIX DUO THRILLS ME!
Hubby loves my webcam fun
IT’S about time people stopped being nasty about poor Demi Moore.
She has only recently spit with hubby Ashton Kutcher. I think it’s really nasty the way people always kick others when they are down.
People are so cruel criticising her for being air-brushed in adverts for a make-up company.
We should be saying nice things about her and supporting her rather than being mean about her. THIS Friday I am learning how to be a dominatrix with Lucy Zara and I can’t wait!
I’ve been talking about doing it for ages but now it’s finally happening and I’m so excited.
I still haven’t found myself an outfit to wear – it has to be really sexy and made of rubber or latex which is pretty rude.
We are doing it for a photo shoot for a website called Glam Worship and I am really looking forward to it.
While I’m a novice Lucy Zara is a real expert and she’s going to be showing me the ropes, as it were.
And once I’m an expert I will be looking for slaves to serve my every whim.
Not only is it really sexy to have someone at my beck and call – they can clean my house for me too! I HAD a great time at the SHAFTA awards last week – they were a really good laugh.
I handed out the award for Best Male Performer to hot porn star Danny D.
He’s famous for his really big willy and I wasn’t disappointed! He got it out on stage and I couldn’t help but sneak a peek! It was flipping huge! I didn’t get too close though because I was worried he was going to attack me with it!
Actor Danny Dyer (above) was also there which was great and he was really nice.
It was fantastic to have such a big name celeb there and he came up to me and introduced himself.
He was a bit flirty – he said “Miss Mckenzie, why have our paths never crossed before?” He was a real cheeky chappy!
It’s going to be amazing. And I will make sure I get hold of an exclusive picture for my favourite Midweek Sport readers so make sure you don’t miss next week’s column when you can see my dominatrix debut!
And Lucy Zara and I are going to be working as a dominatrix double act and are looking for a name to call ourselves.
It needs to be something saucy and catchy and we are looking for suggestions.
If you have any ideas Tweet me @linsey_dawn. I THOUGHT the Channel 4 documentary My Phone Sex Secrets was good – I certainly had a good chuckle at it.
But it’s completely different from the webcam chat that I do.
Unlike the women on the documentary I can’t be cooking the tea or doing the ironing because I’m in front of a camera and my fans can see exactly what I’m up to.
A lot of people look down their nose at me and people are always asking me why I do what I do.
The answer is simple – I love it. And I know I’m good at it! I’m at the top of my game – why would I give it up?
I will carry on doing it as long as I am still enjoying it. I really don’t understand what people’s problem is with it.
The other day I was in the changing rooms at the gym and I WILL be on Red Light Central next Monday March 26 and Tuesday 27 so make sure you tune in! Channel 902, 911 or 948 from 10pm to 5.30am. JUST to remind you about the memorabilia show at the NEC in Birmingham at the end of the month.
I will be selling copies of my top DVD
which features me and other girls having lesbo romps – there is even an eight-girl orgy.
It is a non-stop sex fest featuring me as a magician – it’s amazing what I can conjure up!
I will be signing posters and posing for pics with fans so if anyone wants to come down and see me make sure you book a ticket asap.
If you want to bring me a copy of your favourite
newspaper I will sign those too!
It’s the ultimate collector’s exhibition and there will be all sorts of stuff there from sports memorabilia to TV and film stars there signing autographs.
The event is on Saturday March 31 and Sunday April 1 and is open 9am-5pm. Tickets start at just £10.
For more information and to book tickets visit I overheard two girls bitching about me.
They didn’t know I was in a cubicle getting changed and they were going on about my job.
One of them said: “I think she’s married you know – I wonder what her husband thinks of what she does?”
Well I tell you what he thinks – he thinks it’s great. He knows I enjoy it and he thinks he’s a lucky sod!
TEACHER: Lucy Zara will be showing me the ropes