MY DOM­I­NA­TRIX DUO THRILLS ME!

Hubby loves my we­b­cam fun

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IT’S about time peo­ple stopped be­ing nasty about poor Demi Moore.

She has only re­cently spit with hubby Ash­ton Kutcher. I think it’s re­ally nasty the way peo­ple al­ways kick oth­ers when they are down.

Peo­ple are so cruel crit­i­cis­ing her for be­ing air-brushed in ad­verts for a make-up com­pany.

We should be say­ing nice things about her and sup­port­ing her rather than be­ing mean about her. THIS Fri­day I am learn­ing how to be a dom­i­na­trix with Lucy Zara and I can’t wait!

I’ve been talk­ing about do­ing it for ages but now it’s fi­nally hap­pen­ing and I’m so ex­cited.

I still haven’t found my­self an out­fit to wear – it has to be re­ally sexy and made of rub­ber or la­tex which is pretty rude.

We are do­ing it for a photo shoot for a web­site called Glam Worship and I am re­ally look­ing for­ward to it.

While I’m a novice Lucy Zara is a real ex­pert and she’s go­ing to be show­ing me the ropes, as it were.

And once I’m an ex­pert I will be look­ing for slaves to serve my ev­ery whim.

Not only is it re­ally sexy to have some­one at my beck and call – they can clean my house for me too! I HAD a great time at the SHAFTA awards last week – they were a re­ally good laugh.

I handed out the award for Best Male Per­former to hot porn star Danny D.

He’s fa­mous for his re­ally big willy and I wasn’t dis­ap­pointed! He got it out on stage and I couldn’t help but sneak a peek! It was flip­ping huge! I didn’t get too close though be­cause I was wor­ried he was go­ing to at­tack me with it!

Ac­tor Danny Dyer (above) was also there which was great and he was re­ally nice.

It was fan­tas­tic to have such a big name celeb there and he came up to me and in­tro­duced him­self.

He was a bit flirty – he said “Miss Mcken­zie, why have our paths never crossed be­fore?” He was a real cheeky chappy!

Pic­tures

It’s go­ing to be amaz­ing. And I will make sure I get hold of an ex­clu­sive picture for my favourite Mid­week Sport readers so make sure you don’t miss next week’s col­umn when you can see my dom­i­na­trix de­but!

And Lucy Zara and I are go­ing to be work­ing as a dom­i­na­trix dou­ble act and are look­ing for a name to call our­selves.

It needs to be some­thing saucy and catchy and we are look­ing for sug­ges­tions.

If you have any ideas Tweet me @lin­sey_­dawn. I THOUGHT the Chan­nel 4 doc­u­men­tary My Phone Sex Se­crets was good – I cer­tainly had a good chuckle at it.

But it’s com­pletely dif­fer­ent from the we­b­cam chat that I do.

Un­like the women on the doc­u­men­tary I can’t be cook­ing the tea or do­ing the iron­ing be­cause I’m in front of a cam­era and my fans can see ex­actly what I’m up to.

A lot of peo­ple look down their nose at me and peo­ple are al­ways ask­ing me why I do what I do.

The an­swer is sim­ple – I love it. And I know I’m good at it! I’m at the top of my game – why would I give it up?

Lucky

I will carry on do­ing it as long as I am still en­joy­ing it. I re­ally don’t un­der­stand what peo­ple’s prob­lem is with it.

The other day I was in the chang­ing rooms at the gym and I WILL be on Red Light Cen­tral next Mon­day March 26 and Tues­day 27 so make sure you tune in! Chan­nel 902, 911 or 948 from 10pm to 5.30am. JUST to re­mind you about the mem­o­ra­bilia show at the NEC in Birm­ing­ham at the end of the month.

I will be sell­ing copies of my top DVD

which fea­tures me and other girls hav­ing lesbo romps – there is even an eight-girl orgy.

It is a non-stop sex fest fea­tur­ing me as a ma­gi­cian – it’s amaz­ing what I can con­jure up!

I will be sign­ing posters and pos­ing for pics with fans so if any­one wants to come down and see me make sure you book a ticket asap.

If you want to bring me a copy of your favourite

news­pa­per I will sign those too!

It’s the ul­ti­mate col­lec­tor’s ex­hi­bi­tion and there will be all sorts of stuff there from sports mem­o­ra­bilia to TV and film stars there sign­ing au­to­graphs.

The event is on Satur­day March 31 and Sun­day April 1 and is open 9am-5pm. Tick­ets start at just £10.

For more in­for­ma­tion and to book tick­ets visit I overheard two girls bitch­ing about me.

They didn’t know I was in a cu­bi­cle get­ting changed and they were go­ing on about my job.

One of them said: “I think she’s mar­ried you know – I won­der what her hus­band thinks of what she does?”

Well I tell you what he thinks – he thinks it’s great. He knows I en­joy it and he thinks he’s a lucky sod!

TEACHER: Lucy Zara will be show­ing me the ropes

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