COWELL DIDN’T LIKE MY BREASTS
They weren’t perky enough, says Sharon
FORMER judge Sharon Osborne says Simon Cowell gave her the shove from the show because her BOOBS weren’t ‘perky’ enough.
The outspoken wife of rocker Ozzy quit the ITV1 series in 2008 after a series of clashes with creator Cowell, 52.
But Sharon says she didn’t fit into Simon’s plans because she wasn’t young and busty enough!
The 59-year-old slammed: “It was a huge show, it paid so well, so much came from it.
“But I wasn’t happy. I walked away with dignity. Simon always ends up firing everyone anyway.
“He just wants someone young and perky-titted sat next to him.
“I can go, ‘F*** you!’ He’s not a friend, but I don’t not get on with him.”
Asked if she still tunes in to the programme, which exploded back onto screens last week, she added: “Are you crazy!?
“I wouldn’t watch X Factor now I’m not on it. I adore Strictly.”
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Don’t waste money on expensive Swiss cheese. Just buy
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