IN THIS SUNDAY’S BRA-BUSTIN’ FREE GIANT TOPLESS APRIL 2012 CALENDAR PLUS TITANIC BABES TOPLESS

THE BOOBS YOU DON’T SEE IN NEW ITV1 DRAMA TIP

Eton-educated Prime Minister David Cameron – who’ll apparently invite you round for tea at Number 10 as long as you’re stinking rich enough – wants to put a minimum price on chav ale.

One word: C*nt.

– who played EASTENDERS’ Cher yl Fer gison

they killed her of f last Heather Fat (I think) until

was “hard”. week – reckons playing a corpse

not moving is No, love. Lying down on the floor not – in any way – “hard”. I’m imagine playing “thin” is,

though.