Pam’s ready to snap over Billy’s banjo

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BUSTY Pamela Stephen­son says she’d love to break hubby Billy Con­nolly’s banjo string.

The top-heavy sex ther­a­pist claims she’s des­per­ate to throw away her co­me­dian spouse’s trade­mark mu­si­cal in­stru­ment be­cause she hates lis­ten­ing to him strum it.

The 62-year-old TV babe said: “If I could throw out any­thing it’d be Billy’s banjo!

“What’s the per­fect def­i­ni­tion of pitch? When you toss a banjo in a skip and it hits an ac­cor­dion.”

Pamela (above) also wor­ried that leg­endary Scot­tish fun­ny­man Billy, 69, is be­com­ing ob­sessed with MUR­DER!

The beauty, who hosts More4 show The Fame Re­port, ad­mit­ted: “Billy just loves to watch pro­grammes with peo­ple in jail.

“In­mates talk­ing about how they mur­dered their wives and I think, ‘Oh my god, he’s plan­ning my mur­der!’ How to com­mit the per­fect crime!”

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