Pam’s ready to snap over Billy’s banjo
BUSTY Pamela Stephenson says she’d love to break hubby Billy Connolly’s banjo string.
The top-heavy sex therapist claims she’s desperate to throw away her comedian spouse’s trademark musical instrument because she hates listening to him strum it.
The 62-year-old TV babe said: “If I could throw out anything it’d be Billy’s banjo!
“What’s the perfect definition of pitch? When you toss a banjo in a skip and it hits an accordion.”
Pamela (above) also worried that legendary Scottish funnyman Billy, 69, is becoming obsessed with MURDER!
The beauty, who hosts More4 show The Fame Report, admitted: “Billy just loves to watch programmes with people in jail.
“Inmates talking about how they murdered their wives and I think, ‘Oh my god, he’s planning my murder!’ How to commit the perfect crime!”
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