Keith snubs ‘knob nose’ Wilson role
FUNNYMAN Keith Lemon has told how he’d love Owen Wilson to play him in a movie of his life – if he didn’t have a nose like a KNOB!
The comedian, who is back on telly on Lemonaid on Saturday nights on ITV1, was asked who he’d like to play him in a film.
Keith ( above) – aka Leigh Francis – said: “If it was a Hollywood version, Owen Wilson would be good, but we’d have to reconstruct his nose so it doesn’t look like a willy.”
He said his dream is to have a part in Corrie, adding: “I know Samia Smith –Maria in Coronation Street – she said she’s going to wangle it to get me on the soap.
“I’m just going to sit in the hairdressers and go, ‘Hmm, I don’t normally have it this short.”
Keith, 38, says his TV crush is presenter Jenny Powell.
He explained: “I loved her on No Limits. She looked like Michael Jackson, but a woman.”
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