Keith snubs ‘knob nose’ Wil­son role

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FUN­NY­MAN Keith Lemon has told how he’d love Owen Wil­son to play him in a movie of his life – if he didn’t have a nose like a KNOB!

The co­me­dian, who is back on telly on Le­mon­aid on Satur­day nights on ITV1, was asked who he’d like to play him in a film.

Keith ( above) – aka Leigh Fran­cis – said: “If it was a Hol­ly­wood ver­sion, Owen Wil­son would be good, but we’d have to re­con­struct his nose so it doesn’t look like a willy.”

He said his dream is to have a part in Cor­rie, adding: “I know Samia Smith –Maria in Coro­na­tion Street – she said she’s go­ing to wan­gle it to get me on the soap.

“I’m just go­ing to sit in the hair­dressers and go, ‘Hmm, I don’t nor­mally have it this short.”

Keith, 38, says his TV crush is pre­sen­ter Jenny Pow­ell.

He ex­plained: “I loved her on No Lim­its. She looked like Michael Jack­son, but a woman.”

SH, Stock­port

Save electricity by turn­ing off all the lights in your house and walk­ing around wear­ing a miner’s

hat.

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