Village strumpet has got me by the balls!

Dear Robyn, THERE’S been a rumour going around our small village about a single woman who recently moved to the area.

The story goes that she used to work in a massage parlour and was still more than happy to turn a few tricks.

So after the missus went to work one day I cried off sick. Then I went round to this woman’s place.

I rang the buzzer and was let in by an old fella.

I saw that there were three other blokes sitting on the sofa.

The old guy said I could wait to see “Rose” and she’d be done soon.

So I waited while one after another these fellas popped into the other room and came out with smiles on their faces.

Percy

When it was my turn I opened the door and there she was, spread-eagled on the bed, totally naked.

I didn’t fancy sex as she’d just had several services, so I pulled out my friend Percy and pulled one off over her perky boobs.

It cost £10 but was well worth it and since then I’ve been back a few times.

Unfortunately, it seems the rest of village has found out what she’s up to and want to kick her out.

My missus is organising a petition but Rose told me if I signed she’d tell my wife what I’ve been up to.

What should I do?