Vil­lage strum­pet has got me by the balls!

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Dear Robyn, THERE’S been a ru­mour go­ing around our small vil­lage about a sin­gle woman who re­cently moved to the area.

The story goes that she used to work in a mas­sage par­lour and was still more than happy to turn a few tricks.

So af­ter the mis­sus went to work one day I cried off sick. Then I went round to this woman’s place.

I rang the buzzer and was let in by an old fella.

I saw that there were three other blokes sit­ting on the sofa.

The old guy said I could wait to see “Rose” and she’d be done soon.

So I waited while one af­ter an­other these fel­las popped into the other room and came out with smiles on their faces.

Percy

When it was my turn I opened the door and there she was, spread-ea­gled on the bed, to­tally naked.

I didn’t fancy sex as she’d just had sev­eral ser­vices, so I pulled out my friend Percy and pulled one off over her perky boobs.

It cost £10 but was well worth it and since then I’ve been back a few times.

Un­for­tu­nately, it seems the rest of vil­lage has found out what she’s up to and want to kick her out.

My mis­sus is or­gan­is­ing a pe­ti­tion but Rose told me if I signed she’d tell my wife what I’ve been up to.

What should I do?

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