Live music hits right note

taste for seeing more live music.

Usually I like to go to V Festival in the summer but I can’t go this year because I’m going to my friend’s wedding.

I thought I would go to Glastonbury instead – but there isn’t one this year so that’s out. FOR all you lot who have missed me while I’ve been in Spain I’ll back on Red Light Central tonight and tomorrow night so make sure you tune in! Channel 902, 911 or 948 from 10pm to 5.30am. I’VE found myself a little protégé who wants to be the new me!

Her name is Brooke Little and she’s an up-and-coming glamour model.

I met her through work and she approached me and asked me to be her manager!

She says I am her idol and she really wants to be as successful as me.

Like me she has huge natural boobs and I think she’s what it takes to be a star.

She has asked me if I will help launch her career and I said yes straight away.

I’ve got some big things planned for her – so watch this space! ON Sunday night I went to see a great live band perform at a bar near where I am staying in Spain.

They were called Dirty Little Secrets and they played in a bar called Retro in Mijas (that’s them pictured with me).

I really enjoyed it and it has given me a

So it looks as though I will have to wait until next year.

People might be surprised that I’m not bothered about roughing it in a tent but I love festivals.

It’s all about the music for me and listening to good live music has really got me in the mood!