Sex change stu­dent had crack in gob


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A STU­DENT who be­came the youngest per­son in Bri­tain to have a sex change has been spared jail af­ter be­ing found with four con­cealed wraps of crack co­caine in her mouth.

An­gel Paris Jor­dan, 27, was buy­ing drugs out­side a su­per­mar­ket when she was caught by a plain clothes cop.

Jor­dan ( above), who had the sex change op aged 17, ap­peared pale and anx­ious in court.

Jus­tices heard that she had been spot­ted by a plain clothes po­lice­man on May 2, out­side Mor­risons in her home town of Carlisle, Cum­bria, where she had met a man on a bi­cy­cle.

The of­fi­cer saw the man pass some­thing to Jor­dan in a closed fist, which she then put in her mouth.

The cop man­aged to re­trieve what she had in her mouth – four bags of crack co­caine.

Her de­fence said Jor­dan had pleaded guilty at the first op­por­tu­nity and had been co-op­er­a­tive.

The chair­man of the bench at Carlisle Mag­is­trates fined her £110 with costs. COME on, ad­mit it – the best thing about these Olympics is not just all the gold medals we’re win­ning, it’s all the medals France and Aus­tralia are NOT win­ning.

Of course, it’s a bit un­sport­ing – not to men­tion un-British – to rub it in, but they’re usu­ally quick enough to have a laugh at our ex­pense.

So I think I’ll just show off my boobs and say ‘well done, Team GB – and tough titty the rest!’

WHAT’s five inches in di­am­e­ter, sil­ver and cov­ered in dust?

The Aus­tralian na­tional an­them CD.

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