Sex change student had crack in gob
A STUDENT who became the youngest person in Britain to have a sex change has been spared jail after being found with four concealed wraps of crack cocaine in her mouth.
Angel Paris Jordan, 27, was buying drugs outside a supermarket when she was caught by a plain clothes cop.
Jordan ( above), who had the sex change op aged 17, appeared pale and anxious in court.
Justices heard that she had been spotted by a plain clothes policeman on May 2, outside Morrisons in her home town of Carlisle, Cumbria, where she had met a man on a bicycle.
The officer saw the man pass something to Jordan in a closed fist, which she then put in her mouth.
The cop managed to retrieve what she had in her mouth – four bags of crack cocaine.
Her defence said Jordan had pleaded guilty at the first opportunity and had been co-operative.
The chairman of the bench at Carlisle Magistrates fined her £110 with costs. COME on, admit it – the best thing about these Olympics is not just all the gold medals we’re winning, it’s all the medals France and Australia are NOT winning.
Of course, it’s a bit unsporting – not to mention un-British – to rub it in, but they’re usually quick enough to have a laugh at our expense.
So I think I’ll just show off my boobs and say ‘well done, Team GB – and tough titty the rest!’
WHAT’s five inches in diameter, silver and covered in dust?
The Australian national anthem CD.