Life sucks for ice cream looter

A LOOTER jailed after making himself an ice cream says his “stupid decision” ruined his life.

Anderson Fernandes, 22, of Newton Heath, Manchester, has been in custody since he was freed from his 16-month prison term in April and faces deportation to his native Portugal.

He was jailed after last August’s riots for entering an eatery in Manchester city centre and making a two-scoop ice cream.

He admitted burglary and an unconnected charge of handling stolen goods The dad-of-one now faces being separated from his partner and daughter.

He said: “My life as it was has been destroyed.

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