Is TOWIE Charlie the most miserable man in Britain? I’VE NEVER HAD A BLOW JOB

star Charlie King has confessed he has never had a ORAL SEX!

The 26-year-old admitted on national telly that he’s always wanted to get a nosh but has been out of luck so far.

He was talking to his co-stars, including ladies’ man Mario Falconi and hunky Ricky Rayment, about his upcoming birthday and how he wanted to do things he had never done before.

And they couldn’t hide their shock at his ‘lack-of-a-gobble’ confession.

He said: “I haven’t done a lot of things. I’ve never experienced oral sex.”

Ricky gasped and said: “Wow.”

The star of the hit ITV2 show had a short-lived fling with tubby co-star Gemma Collins, but the pair didn’t make it past a few snogs.

He also told the lads that he had never been on a proper boozy night out and got wasted.

He said: “I’ve never been really hammered. I’ve never even had a kebab or a hangover.”

So Mario and Ricky, along with their other pals Tom Kilbey and Little Chris, organised a proper lads’ night out for Charlie.

They told him they couldn’t help him with getting a nosh but they could take him out and get him smashed.

Kebab

He ended up getting hammered by downing pints of lager and shots before taking him to the kebab shop at the end of the night.

But he couldn’t stand his doner and spat it out.

Maybe he’ll have more luck when he finally gets a gobble.