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Midweek Sport - - THURSDAY AUG 9 -

YES­TER­DAY was my birthday and as I write this I am get­ting ready for my birthday night out.

There are 10 of us go­ing, we are all get­ting a minibus to take us there and I am re­ally ex­cited!

We are go­ing to a re­ally nice res­tau­rant called La Sala which is owned by Spurs foot­baller David Bent­ley ( left).

I love it in there – it is my favourite place to eat out here. The best thing on the menu is the cottage pie – it is out of this world.

In fact I am go­ing to make ev­ery­one have cottage pie be­cause it’s my birthday!

I’ll be drink­ing gin and tonic and it is guar­an­teed to be a very late night. I pre­dict I’ll be com­ing home as the sun is com­ing up. BE­CAUSE I have more free time over here I’m de­ter­mined to fin­ish the whole Fifty Shades tril­ogy be­fore the end of my hol­i­day.

I have nearly fin­ished the first book and I can’t wait to start on the sec­ond one.

It’s a proper filthy read – I’m read­ing it one handed most of the time, if you know what I mean! WE got the ferry over here in­stead of fly­ing be­cause we have brought our new car with us.

It was a long cross­ing so we had a cabin and I was look­ing for­ward to get­ting some sleep.

But as soon as I closed my eyes the peo­ple in the next cabin started hav­ing sex. And they were be­ing re­ally loud as well.

The sound of them bonk­ing made me feel re­ally horny so I got my lap­top out and logged on to Adult Work. And I turned the vol­ume up as well so they would def­i­nitely have been able to hear ev­ery­thing.

As the say­ing goes, if you can’t beat them join them! AND for all my fans I will be log­ging onto Adult Work very sin­gle day while I’m over here for two hours each time.

I am plan­ning on go­ing out to buy some new sexy Span­ish lin­gerie which I am re­ally ex­cited about as they have a lot of hot stuff over here.

So don’t for­get to log on and check it out at­ lin­sey­dawnof­fi­cial



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