BEER WE GROW

A BREW based on ales made by Trappist monks 600 years ago, Ampleforth Abbey Beer, has proved so popular it has been signed up by two supermarket chains. MEGA-boobed babe Lucy Collett has revealed how she was once flashed at in a boozer!

The busty glamour girl – who earns a living whipping out her hugely impressive 32GG crackers – is forever being recognised in public because it’s hard to ignore her sizeable assets.

But she’s revealed she has a unique way of dealing with requests to see her boobs.

Lucy, 23, said: “I was out one night and this bloke said, ‘Oi, I’ve seen your boobs loads of times. Get ‘em out!’

“So I said, ‘Ok, show us your cock then,’ but he did!

“I couldn’t stop laughing. He then got kicked out of the bar for windmilling his willy!”

As well as modelling, Lucy, from Warwick, also does a bit of acting and has starred in the video for Brit rapper Professor Green’s single, Remedy, alongside BBC Breakfast man Bill Turnbull.

Sizzling

The raunchy redhead says people are always telling her she bears an uncanny likeness to sizzling American actress Christina Hendricks, who stars as Joan Holloway in hit US show Mad Men.

She said: “I’ve never watched it, but everyone says to me, ‘Oh, you look like Christina Hendricks.’ It’s very flattering. She has incredible boobs!”

And Lucy is so proud of her curves that she airs them whenever she has chance.

“My house backs on to a cricket pitch so I often pop my top off and lie on the green with a gin and tonic,” she added.