BANNED FROM GO­ING TOP­LESS ...IN HER OWN HOUSE! Killjoy neigh­bours stop Mon­ica from flash­ing her boobs

Midweek Sport - - NEWS - By ANAS­TA­SIA NOR­MAN

A STUN­NING babe has told of her hor­ror af­ter her land­lord BANNED her from parad­ing top­less in her own home!

Mouth­wa­ter­ing Mon­ica Shapov loves wan­der­ing around in the buff – but her prissy neigh­bours com­plained and now her ten­ancy con­tract states she must keep her kit on!

Mon­ica, 24, from Krakow, is study­ing in Lon­don and thinks she is the per­fect neigh­bour. She said: “I can’t see what is wrong. I don’t play loud mu­sic or have rowdy peo­ple back and I’m quite happy to bring bins in for the other flats on my block.

“But some­one com­plained be­cause I walk round in the nude. It’s noth­ing you wouldn’t see on a beach – I can’t see what’s wrong with them.”

Mon­ica, who is study­ing eco­nom­ics at Lon­don School of Eco­nom­ics, can­not un­der­stand the fuss. But her neigh­bours don’t like the sight of her perky 34C boobs so they con­tacted her land­lord to have her banned from get­ting her baps out.

Jeal­ous

Mon­ica says her land­lord made her sign a new ten­ancy agree­ment that pro­hibits her from tak­ing her clothes off in any part of her house that may be vis­i­ble from out­side.

She has to make sure all her cur­tains are closed be­fore she whips her bra off.

She said: “I’m a free-spir­ited girl and part of that is walk­ing around in the nude.

“I don’t know who com­plained but I imag­ine it’s some­one who’s jeal­ous.

“I feel like I’ve been crim­i­nal­ized for lov­ing my body and now I have to hide it.”

Mon­ica wants to move to a lib­eral area where her fun­bags are ap­pre­ci­ated.

She added: “I can’t be­lieve just how prim some peo­ple are.”

JUST man­aged to

es­cape from a dyslexic gang­ster. He tried to pop his

ass in my cap.

THERE GOES THE WA­HEY-BOUR­HOOD! Mon­ica can’t strip off with­out all her cur­tains be­ing drawn

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