BANNED FROM GOING TOPLESS ...IN HER OWN HOUSE! Killjoy neighbours stop Monica from flashing her boobs
A STUNNING babe has told of her horror after her landlord BANNED her from parading topless in her own home!
Mouthwatering Monica Shapov loves wandering around in the buff – but her prissy neighbours complained and now her tenancy contract states she must keep her kit on!
Monica, 24, from Krakow, is studying in London and thinks she is the perfect neighbour. She said: “I can’t see what is wrong. I don’t play loud music or have rowdy people back and I’m quite happy to bring bins in for the other flats on my block.
“But someone complained because I walk round in the nude. It’s nothing you wouldn’t see on a beach – I can’t see what’s wrong with them.”
Monica, who is studying economics at London School of Economics, cannot understand the fuss. But her neighbours don’t like the sight of her perky 34C boobs so they contacted her landlord to have her banned from getting her baps out.
Monica says her landlord made her sign a new tenancy agreement that prohibits her from taking her clothes off in any part of her house that may be visible from outside.
She has to make sure all her curtains are closed before she whips her bra off.
She said: “I’m a free-spirited girl and part of that is walking around in the nude.
“I don’t know who complained but I imagine it’s someone who’s jealous.
“I feel like I’ve been criminalized for loving my body and now I have to hide it.”
Monica wants to move to a liberal area where her funbags are appreciated.
She added: “I can’t believe just how prim some people are.”
JUST managed to
escape from a dyslexic gangster. He tried to pop his
ass in my cap.
THERE GOES THE WAHEY-BOURHOOD! Monica can’t strip off without all her curtains being drawn