CATHERINE TOWNSEND

Catherine Townsend – Sleeping Around RANDY Yank Catherine’s book started as a column in the prissy Independent newspaper who’s readers were stunned by her wild antics.

The 34-year-old, who describes herself as ‘part slut, part hopeless romantic’ goes on a roller coaster of wild sex with all kinds of fellas from City bankers to other babes.

In one scene she proudly tells how one of her fellas helps her master female ejaculation!

She said: “I pretended for just an instant that I was on the toilet and let myself go, and suddenly I felt the body rocking contractions start as my body exploded in an orgasm.

“He pulled the vibrator out just as my muscles started to clench and that’s when I saw it – a tiny stream of clear liquid shot out. I squirted! I was so happy that I started to cry.”

Deep-throating

Catherine also boasts of her amazing deep throat blow job skills.

She said: “He gasped as I took his entire c*ck deep into the back of my throat. This was a skill I had mastered after watching a porn queen called Mystique deep-throating a sausage.

“Later, I’d practised suspending my gag reflex, first with a toothbrush, and later, in an oral sex masterclass with props like aubergines and bananas.

“He put his hand on the back of my head and increased the pace of his thrusts, before flipping me over and plunging into me, gripping my ass and grunting.”

The most explicit scene is when Catherine’s pals Jamie and Rachel have a threesome to console her over her split with her fella.

She recalled: “We were in front of a full length mirror and Jamie was lubing my arse with his fingers, then pushing his c*ck slowly in… inch by inch, until I was completely filled.

“Rachel went down on me, and as I felt Jamie grunting behind me and her tongue and fingers in my pussy, being f***ed and eaten at the same time, I had the most fantastic orgasm.”