WITH MORGAN LEES BUSTY BARMAID DRANK ME DRY IN THE PUB!

Dear Morgan,

I’ve been supping pints in the same pub for as long as I can remember.

And over the years I’ve had my fair share of pulling a few of the pretty barmaids.

But a month ago, the landlord took on a new girl and she’s a real cracker

She’s blonde, has a gorgeous face and a neat little figure with legs that go on forever.

And most importantly she’s got the best pair of boobs I’ve ever seen and takes great pride in showing them off in really tight revealing tops.

A few months ago, the landlord held a bash and I was invited. I got to the pub about 5pm and there was already a crowd of people inside.

The barmaid saw me and, without me having to say a word, handed me a pint.

I sat down with the boss and his wife and, after she’d served everyone, the beautiful barmaid came over.

She was the life and soul of the party and had everyone, including me, up dancing.

Most of us ended up p*ssed as newts but I sobered up pretty quickly when the barmaid pounced on me.

I couldn’t believe my luck when, right in the middle of the dancefloor, she started snogging my face off. I could feel my dick standing to attention. She felt it, too, because she jokingly asked me if I had a pool cue in my trouser pocket!

I told her she was the most beautiful girl in the world and she led me to the pool room and locked the door.

As everyone else carried on in the other room, she unzipped my trousers, pulled out my willy and sucked hard. She also cupped my balls in her hands – It drove me wild.

Before long I was on the verge of losing my wad, so I told her to bend over.

But she just smiled and carried on the gobble. I couldn’t hold it any longer and shot my load to the back of her throat.

Shag

She didn’t flicker an eyelid as she stopped what she was doing and gently wiped her mouth before standing up and giving me a kiss on the cheek.

When I promised her the best shag of her life, she made excuses and went back to the party. It’s happened loads of times now – she doesn’t want me to have sex with her.

When I told her that unless she let me finger her I wasn’t interested, she told me to f*** off, adding that there were plenty of other fish in the sea.

I regret putting her on the spot but she drives me crazy – I think I could be in love.

AL, Gloucestershire

Morgan says:

SHE is just having a bit of fun and isn’t looking for anything meaningful. Just enjoy the attention. It’s not everyday a bloke is given a free gobble! I WORK at a hotel as a chambermaid and recently had sex with one of the guests to boost my miserable pay packet.

It all started as I was changing the bed and the guest, who I thought had left for the day, came in.

He said how sexy I looked then put £50 down and asked if I’d give him a blow-job.

I remembered I had an horrendous mobile phone bill to pay so I agreed.

He was chubby and about 50 but I slid out his already stiffening member and after working it to full hardness, took him between my lips.

It had been a long time since I’d given a gobble but I was soon working away up and down his shaft.

I thought that for £50 he deserved the full treatment so I deep-throated him and that did the trick as he spurted in my mouth with a great force

Afterwards he showered and I wanked him off again in the bathroom. He said he’d like to see me when he’s next in town and I could do with the cash.

What do you think?

Morgan says:

IF you start to do this more regularly there is a real danger you might come to rely on that extra cash. That’s YOUR choice. MY daughter’s best friend is a 19-year-old blonde and I’ve been shagging her for the last month.

She’s brilliant in bed andloves sucking my cock and then smearing my spunk over her tits.

She’s also let me take up the arse on a couple of occasions, something the missus will never let me do.

The problem is that I think my daughter saw me boning her mate last week.

I had the afternoon off and thought the house would be empty. I was giving her a proper seeing-to with her legs wrapped around my shoulders when I heard the front door being slammed.

As my wife was away I figure it must have been my daughter.

It would destroy me if my wife finds out. What should I do?

Morgan says:

FP, Glasgow STOP seeing this girl straight away, then hope your daughter didn’t see anything. If she did, then you better start praying she’s in a forgiving mood.