SEND DAVID ON ROAD TO SUCCESS!
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I love it and I really think it’s the way forward for all you men out there. And I know I’m good at it so make sure you check it out I AM so proud of my old friend David Weir for winning four gold medals in the Paralympics.
We grew up together and he is a proper inspiration. I always knew he was amazing.
I watched every race he was in and I was cheering him on every step of the way.
At one point I was screaming and jumping up and down in my living room – my neighbours must have wondered what on earth was going on!
I am now waiting for them to paint a post box gold to celebrate. I don’t know if he gets one for every medal – but he definitely should.
In fact I am going to demand that the Royal Mail paint FOUR in his honour on the Roundshaw estate where we grew up.
And I also think his success should be honoured by naming a road after him. The main road that runs right through the middle of the estate is called Mollison Drive – but I think it should be renamed David Weir Drive. THE relationship between Alex Reid and Chantelle Houghton seems like a right mess at the moment.
It is sad because they have baby daughter Dolly to think about and I really think Chantelle should think long and hard about just ditching Alex altogether.
Being in that kind of relationship could have a negative effect on a young baby. The pair of them having a fight and then him being arrested is not ideal for bringing up a child.
She seems like a nice girl – but needs to stop airing her dirty laundry on Twitter.
In fact, she should just get rid of him!
Greater
He needs some kind of recognition for his achievements and he deserves something special.
In a lot of ways what he has achieved is greater than the ablebodied athletes because it is harder work for Paralympians.
I am so pleased with the way the country has got behind all the athletes.
At the next games they should hold the Paralympics first and give them the biggest opening ceremony. I HAVE landed a new telly role on a gameshow that will be on screens in November.
It is a cross between Never Mind The Buzzcocks and Celebrity Juice and I’ve just filmed the pilot for it.
They approached me and asked me if I would be one of the team captains and I thought ‘why not?’
I’m really glad I did because it was a right laugh. The other team captain is Lindsay Honey ( left) – also known as porn star Ben Dover – and we got on really well.
Each week there will be guests who will be celebrities or models. It will be on Loaded TV which is a brand new channel.
Strap-on
On the pilot my special guest was glamour model Stacey Lacey who was really nice and good fun.
We basically have to answer questions and play silly games and everyone wins sex toys as prizes.
I did pretty well in the pilot and won a strap-on and a dildo! I WAS pleased that Julian Clary won Celebrity Big Brother because he seemed like a nice guy – even though I didn’t actually see that much of him on the TV coverage.
He didn’t really come across as a main character – and most of the time he was so far up Julie Goodyear’s arse all you could see was his feet!
The other day I was chatting to a make-up artist who worked on Celeb BB and she said that Julie ( above) was a real diva who demanded her own bathroom!
Demanded
Apparently she also demanded her own hairdresser to go into the house which wasn’t shown on TV.
I don’t know if it’s definitely true – but if it is then it just goes to show that Celeb BB is not exactly reality TV!
I really like Coleen Nolan – she reminded me of my mum. My mum is the most down to earth, patient, nice, kind woman you could ever meet and Coleen seemed the same.
She wasn’t afraid to voice her opinions and I liked that about her. We definitely saw the real her.
Coleen said it isn’t possible to be in that house and not show your true colours and I think she’s right.
Last week I said I would love to go to on Celebrity Big Brother and I’ve been thinking more about it.
I have come up with a list of people I would go into the house with and top of the list is Katie Price.
Then I’d choose David Cameron so I could give him some sh*t about the way he’s running our country.
I’d make sure I told him that his time as Prime Minister feels like a life sentence. And that I’m counting down the days until we can get him out and vote someone else in!
Also on my wish list is model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley ( below) just because she is absolutely gorgeous.
She is my latest girl crush. She is so fit she gives me a twinge in my minge just looking at her!
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