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MY wife asked if there was any­thing I re­gret­ted about our 55 years of mar­riage. “Not mak­ing love to you a

lot more.” I replied. “That’s sweet” she said. “Aye,” I added: “When I think of all the cash I’ve wasted on pros­ti­tutes.”

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