MIRTH Oz woman’s night job is a real hoot!

Midweek Sport - - SHOW & TELL -

A SLEEP-STARVED Aussie is of­fer­ing £25 an hour for a worker to dress up as an OWL and watch over her while she sleeps.

The woman posted an ap­pli­ca­tion for a ‘night time watcher’ on Aus­tralian Gumtree, stress­ing the job “is not a joke”.

Su­san, who lives in Colling­wood, Vic­to­ria, is look­ing for some­one to “sit in my room at night and watch over me as I sleep” – as she would find it com­fort­ing.

She adds: “I’d also like it if you were to wear a small owl cos­tume. I have al­ways found great com­fort in the idea that owls are the nat­u­ral look­outs of our world.

“I’d be pre­pared to pay you up to £25 if you were to wear the cos­tume and maybe £22 if you don’t want the cos­tume but will stick a feather or two to your fore­head.”

A WOMAN walked into a bar and asked for a dou­ble en­ten­dre...so the bar­man gave her one.

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