MAGIC MIKE JUST ISN’T GREY ENOUGH

Monday was a bit nippy!

I WAS out having dinner with some girlfriends at the weekend when we bumped into Hollywood actor Channing Tatum.

We were in a Japanese restaurant called Hakkasan in Mayfair, London, and he was sitting at the table directly opposite us.

The girls I was with were so excited they were virtually creaming in their pants – it was ridiculous!

They were so excited they couldn’t eat anything, but I really didn’t understand what all the fuss was about.

He just looked like an ordinary bloke to me – nothing special.

They all said it’s because I haven’t seen him playing a stripper in the film Magic Mike, but I just don’t get the attraction.

I’d only rate him a six out of 10 for looks, I just don’t think he’s anything to write home about.

To be honest I’ve had fitter men than him!

The girls were all falling over themselves and he kept looking over at us because he was probably wondering what all the fuss was about.

I think his wife was feeling a bit intimidated as well!

Some of the girls were saying they reckon he would be the perfect Christian Grey in the movie of Fifty Shades of Grey, but I say no way.

There is no chance Christian Grey would look like that. He is seriously average looking – if they hadn’t pointed him out to me I would never have looked twice at him.

I really hope movie producers don’t pick him for Fifty Shades of Grey – it would ruin it for me! WHEN I woke up on Monday morning my garden was covered in snow.

I was about to log on to Adultwork when I decided to make the most of the winter weather and go out and play in the snow.

But I forgot to wear my clothes and it was pretty chilly but I managed to take a quick snap anyway.

Enjoy! GOOD luck to Ashley Cole if he is dating stunna Anna Kelle. I was shocked that the papers have made a big deal out of the fact that she is bisexual.

What has that go to do with anything? I don’t see how it is relevant to the stor y and I think they should leave her alone.

I don’t understand why people in this country always make such a big deal out of people’s sexuality.

People are so prudish – ever yone needs to loosen up a bit. I’ve slept with women and I’m proud of it!

So what if she’s bisexual? I bet Ashley’s is loving ever y minute of it!

model Carla Howe has r evealed she slept with Manchester United footballer Patrice Evra – and claims she didn’t know that he wa s married.

She’s a really pretty girl and I think her and her twin sister Melissa ar e gorgeous.

But I can’t believe she was silly enough to believe he was single.

She says he was wooing her for months and I don’t see why in all that time she didn’t Google him to find out mor e about his personal life.

If she really didn’t know then that’s fair enough, but I think she should have made it her business to find out But before she bonked him.

to be fair he is the one in the wrong. young and single If these footballers are

and want to shag ever ything that fair enough. I’d do the same moves then

if I was them! If they ar e married, then they though. should behave themselves

And I don’t blame Patrice for fancying certainly wouldn’t Carla – she is cute. I

turn her down. In fact, I wouldn’t sister down either – I’d turn her twin

like them both at the same time!