MAGIC MIKE JUST ISN’T GREY ENOUGH

Mon­day was a bit nippy!

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I WAS out hav­ing din­ner with some girl­friends at the week­end when we bumped into Hol­ly­wood ac­tor Chan­ning Ta­tum.

We were in a Ja­panese restau­rant called Hakkasan in May­fair, Lon­don, and he was sit­ting at the ta­ble di­rectly op­po­site us.

The girls I was with were so ex­cited they were vir­tu­ally cream­ing in their pants – it was ridicu­lous!

They were so ex­cited they couldn’t eat any­thing, but I really didn’t un­der­stand what all the fuss was about.

He just looked like an or­di­nary bloke to me – noth­ing spe­cial.

They all said it’s be­cause I haven’t seen him play­ing a strip­per in the film Magic Mike, but I just don’t get the at­trac­tion.

I’d only rate him a six out of 10 for looks, I just don’t think he’s any­thing to write home about.

To be hon­est I’ve had fit­ter men than him!

The girls were all fall­ing over them­selves and he kept look­ing over at us be­cause he was prob­a­bly won­der­ing what all the fuss was about.

I think his wife was feel­ing a bit in­tim­i­dated as well!

Some of the girls were say­ing they reckon he would be the per­fect Chris­tian Grey in the movie of Fifty Shades of Grey, but I say no way.

There is no chance Chris­tian Grey would look like that. He is se­ri­ously av­er­age look­ing – if they hadn’t pointed him out to me I would never have looked twice at him.

I really hope movie pro­duc­ers don’t pick him for Fifty Shades of Grey – it would ruin it for me! WHEN I woke up on Mon­day morn­ing my garden was cov­ered in snow.

I was about to log on to Adult­work when I de­cided to make the most of the win­ter weather and go out and play in the snow.

But I for­got to wear my clothes and it was pretty chilly but I man­aged to take a quick snap any­way.

En­joy! GOOD luck to Ash­ley Cole if he is dat­ing stunna Anna Kelle. I was shocked that the pa­pers have made a big deal out of the fact that she is bi­sex­ual.

What has that go to do with any­thing? I don’t see how it is rel­e­vant to the stor y and I think they should leave her alone.

I don’t un­der­stand why peo­ple in this coun­try al­ways make such a big deal out of peo­ple’s sex­u­al­ity.

Peo­ple are so prud­ish – ever yone needs to loosen up a bit. I’ve slept with women and I’m proud of it!

So what if she’s bi­sex­ual? I bet Ash­ley’s is lov­ing ever y minute of it!

model Carla Howe has r evealed she slept with Manch­ester United foot­baller Pa­trice Evra – and claims she didn’t know that he wa s mar­ried.

She’s a really pretty girl and I think her and her twin sis­ter Melissa ar e gor­geous.

But I can’t be­lieve she was silly enough to be­lieve he was sin­gle.

She says he was woo­ing her for months and I don’t see why in all that time she didn’t Google him to find out mor e about his per­sonal life.

If she really didn’t know then that’s fair enough, but I think she should have made it her busi­ness to find out But be­fore she bonked him.

to be fair he is the one in the wrong. young and sin­gle If th­ese foot­ballers are

and want to shag ever ything that fair enough. I’d do the same moves then

if I was them! If they ar e mar­ried, then they though. should be­have them­selves

And I don’t blame Pa­trice for fan­cy­ing cer­tainly wouldn’t Carla – she is cute. I

turn her down. In fact, I wouldn’t sis­ter down ei­ther – I’d turn her twin

like them both at the same time!

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