BRIT GRAN CAUGHT BONK­ING ON DUBAI BEACH Bar­bara, 62, is de­ported af­ter kinky romp

Midweek Sport - - SPORT - By KELLY JENK­INS

the singer turned up in a green Gucci frock with a ‘key­hole’ fea­ture, which dis­played her grav­ity de­fy­ing norks.

She has now been named Best Dressed Celeb in an on­line poll by web­site www.welove­big­boobs.com

A cheeky spokesper­son said: “She was the hands­down win­ner on the night in our eyes. That dress kept us all Wide Awake!” A RED-FACED pen­sioner was told to get out and stay out of Dubai af­ter she was caught bonk­ing on the beach in the strict Mus­lim state.

Bar­bara Jones, 62, was lucky to es­cape jail af­ter she was caught by po­lice romp­ing with a man in his fifties.

In­stead, the of­fi­cer took pity on her and told her she could go free – if she agreed to leave the coun­try im­me­di­ately.

The re­tired teacher had spent the af­ter­noon at a posh ho­tel’s brunch buf­fet – where pun­ters pay a set fee for all you can eat and drink.

Jugs

But, ac­cord­ing to a fam­ily friend, the grand­mother of six, from Birm­ing­ham is un­used to al­co­hol and ended up ‘heav­ily drunk’ af­ter drink­ing jugs of Pimms.

The friend said: “Bar­bara was vis­it­ing her daugh­ter Me­lanie who works in pub­lish­ing over there when they went out for brunch.

“From what I can gather th­ese brunches are like a posh all-you -can-eat and drink buf­fet.

“Ba­si­cally you pay 60 quid and then for the en­tire day you are waited on hand and foot.

“Bar­bara just wasn’t used to it – wait­ers were con­stantly top­ping up her glass and she ended up very drunk.

“She never nor­mally has more than a cou­ple of glasses of wine so it’s com­pletely out of char­ac­ter.” Barabara is be­lieved to have met a fel­low tourist – who has not been iden­ti­fied – and left the ho­tel with him.

It is be­lieved the pair were in­dulging in a sex act on a nearby beach when they were ar­rested.

Me­lanie, 34, was called to the po­lice sta­tion and Bar­bara was re­leased into her cus­tody on con­di­tion that she left the coun­try the next day.

Sex

The friend added: “She’s mor­ti­fied, she can’t be­lieve it was her – it’s so out of char­ac­ter.”

Yes­ter­day Mrs Jones said: “I’ve got noth­ing to say, thank you very much.”

In 2008, Michelle Palmer, 36, of Oakham, Rut­land, and Vince Acors, 34, of Brom­ley, south-east Lon­don, were jailed for three months for hav­ing sex on the beach in Dubai.

RUMP RAP:

Bar­bara Jones was told to pack

her bags

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