Help me get to the bottom of our sex!
WITH DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM?
LYING in my silk panties and bra I find myself thinking steamy thoughts about my hubby’s pal.
I know it’s wrong but he’s such a hunk – and I can tell he’s packing quite a lunchbox.
The more I think of him the hotter I get and soon I’m aroused and my panties are down by my thighs.
When my hubby comes in I’m ready for him, but thinking only of his pal.
Should I keep it to myself or do something about it?
SD, Glamorgan
Syren says…
Dear Syren,
When I shag her up her lovely, delicious pussy, every inch of my cock is massaged by her love-hole muscles.
So why would I want to shag her up the wrong ’ un when her right ’un is just plain right?
Well, I think I have the answer. I think it’s our dirty thoughts about bum sex that gets us lads going.
It’s about a woman being naughty enough to let us put our rods of steel somewhere they’re not meant to go.
In reality, it seems to me that bum sex is rubbish and not what it’s cracked up to be. Which is why I never wanted to try it a second time, just that one night.
Anyway, now my missus has said I can try it again for our wedding anniversary.
Bless her, but I haven’t got any interest in sticking my member up there – even if it is a special treat. Frankly, I’d much rather try bondage or a bit of S&M instead. What should I tell her?
JN, Sussex
GT, Hants
Syren says…
WAS your first shag any good? Lots of people are disappointed by the first time . . . but they carry on shagging and discover it can be amazing.
Yet you’re willing to write off bum sex after trying it just once. Back when you first got married you were both naive in bed. This time round might be magical.
As for bondage and S&M, why not suggest them to her – she might be up for trying them. I JUST cannot stop sleeping with guys from the pub where I work.
My boyfriend often works away for weeks at a time and I’m a horny girl of 23.
My boyfriend and I have amazing sex when he is home but he knows I’m a cock-mad bitch.
Within a very short time of him going away I’m climbing the walls for man-meat.
One of the fellas, who I’ve fancied for a while, said he’d always wanted to f*** me and he’s ace.
He knows how to give me the shagging I want and leaves me satisfied – for a while.
He introduced me to two of his mates and they each take it in turn to ride me. I know it won’t be long before I either get caught. What should I do? I love getting so much cock. I KNOW lots of people rave about sex up the WRONG ’UN but I can’t see what the fuss is about.
My missus let me stick my cock up her tight back hole on our wedding night – in fact, it was the promise of doing the dirty deed that was the main reason I agreed to marry her.
But thinking back on that special night I have to say that it was a disappointment.
Although her ring is tight, the rest of her arse is like a cavern so I could hardly get any pressure on my knob.
Naughty
Dear Syren,
MY missus is a right kinky sort and I used to love it when she sucked my toes and licked my balls and did all sorts of filthy things like that.
I even went along with it when she asked me to penetrate her with fruit and veg.
She’d have come back from the supermarket with cucumbers, bananas and aubergines which she’d keep in the fridge then bring up to the bedroom.
We’d get warmed up with a spot of oral and that, and maybe a quick shag, than out would come the veg and I’d slip it everywhere it would go while she squealed with pleasure.
But a couple of nights ago, she asked me to pleasure her with a giant German sausage.
I drew the line at this and she said I’d have to make my own tea in future. Which of us is being the most unreasonable?
CF, Strathclyde
Syren says…