Midweek Sport

Site horror as man swallows scaffold pole!

EITHER OR...

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DEFINITELY in the morning. I have lots of naughty dreams at night, so I’m always frisky and full of energy when the sun comes up.

It’s a great way to start a day and can put a smile on your face for hours! PROBABLY outside. I like the risk of being caught!

It makes the whole thing more exciting and adds a little extra spice.

I’m not against someone watching. That’s quite a turn-on for me. BOTH! I couldn’t choose. They both feel amazing to me and it’s nice to have a bit of variety.

I know most guys love anal sex and I’m happy to let them do it. I’D have to say dress up. I love teasing and wearing gorgeous lingerie and stockings.

It drives men wild when they see me in a kinky little number for the first time. SEX of course. Toys are good but you can’t beat a real man on top of you.

Feeling their manhood inside you is much better than a piece of plastic. BOTTOM. Having a man press his weight on me feels fantastic and I love it IT has to be to give. I love using my mouth to pleasure a man and I’m really good at it.

But don’t get me wrong. If a guy is good with his tongue, it’s a real positive. Hmmm, bloke 90 per cent of time, woman 10 per cent of time for variety.

When I’m drunk I love a good snog with a girl mate! I know all the guys are really turned on by it. SHAVED. I don’t like being hairy down there.

I just think it looks a lot nicer clean-shaven and presentabl­e – you always want it to look good when guys go down there.

Swallow.

Boobs. Kisses – I’d love to try out George Clooney!

Truth.

On. A BUILDER skewered by a 5ft STEEL POLE has stunned doctors by surviving the freak accident.

Andrei Lvanov, 23, was pierced from his throat to his belly button after a workmate dropped the rod from scaffoldin­g above him.

A fellow worker said: “He ended up like a kebab. He heard a noise above him, he looked up and it went straight through his throat like a spear.

“It’s lucky he looked up, otherwise it would have gone straight through the top of his head.”

Seven surgeons took almost eight hours to remove the pole from his chest after a series of scans and X-rays traced its progress through his body.

Dr Aslan Gaebekov, who performed the operation in Rostov, Russia, admitted: “He’s extremely lucky. The rod passed close to his heart but managed to miss it and all the major blood vessels.

“Some minor organs were damaged but he is very strong and is recovering well.”

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WOULD YOU RATHER BONK AT NIGHT OR IN THE MORNING? WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE SEX IN A BED OR OUTSIDE? WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE NORMAL OR BUM SEX? WOULD YOU RATHER DRESS UP OR BE COMPLETELY STARKERS? WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE SEX WITH A BLOKE OR DO IT YOURSELF WITH...
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