Site hor­ror as man swal­lows scaf­fold pole!

EI­THER OR...

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DEF­I­NITELY in the morn­ing. I have lots of naughty dreams at night, so I’m al­ways frisky and full of en­ergy when the sun comes up.

It’s a great way to start a day and can put a smile on your face for hours! PROB­A­BLY out­side. I like the risk of be­ing caught!

It makes the whole thing more ex­cit­ing and adds a lit­tle ex­tra spice.

I’m not against some­one watch­ing. That’s quite a turn-on for me. BOTH! I couldn’t choose. They both feel amaz­ing to me and it’s nice to have a bit of va­ri­ety.

I know most guys love anal sex and I’m happy to let them do it. I’D have to say dress up. I love teas­ing and wear­ing gor­geous lin­gerie and stock­ings.

It drives men wild when they see me in a kinky lit­tle num­ber for the first time. SEX of course. Toys are good but you can’t beat a real man on top of you.

Feel­ing their man­hood in­side you is much bet­ter than a piece of plas­tic. BOT­TOM. Hav­ing a man press his weight on me feels fan­tas­tic and I love it IT has to be to give. I love us­ing my mouth to plea­sure a man and I’m really good at it.

But don’t get me wrong. If a guy is good with his tongue, it’s a real pos­i­tive. Hmmm, bloke 90 per cent of time, woman 10 per cent of time for va­ri­ety.

When I’m drunk I love a good snog with a girl mate! I know all the guys are really turned on by it. SHAVED. I don’t like be­ing hairy down there.

I just think it looks a lot nicer clean-shaven and pre­sentable – you al­ways want it to look good when guys go down there.

Swal­low.

Boobs. Kisses – I’d love to try out Ge­orge Clooney!

Truth.

On. A BUILDER skew­ered by a 5ft STEEL POLE has stunned doc­tors by sur­viv­ing the freak ac­ci­dent.

An­drei Lvanov, 23, was pierced from his throat to his belly but­ton af­ter a work­mate dropped the rod from scaf­fold­ing above him.

A fel­low worker said: “He ended up like a ke­bab. He heard a noise above him, he looked up and it went straight through his throat like a spear.

“It’s lucky he looked up, oth­er­wise it would have gone straight through the top of his head.”

Seven sur­geons took al­most eight hours to re­move the pole from his chest af­ter a se­ries of scans and X-rays traced its progress through his body.

Dr As­lan Gae­bekov, who per­formed the op­er­a­tion in Ros­tov, Rus­sia, ad­mit­ted: “He’s ex­tremely lucky. The rod passed close to his heart but man­aged to miss it and all the ma­jor blood ves­sels.

“Some mi­nor or­gans were dam­aged but he is very strong and is re­cov­er­ing well.”

WOULD YOU RATHER BONK AT NIGHT OR IN THE MORN­ING? WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE SEX IN A BED OR OUT­SIDE? WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE NOR­MAL OR BUM SEX? WOULD YOU RATHER DRESS UP OR BE COM­PLETELY STARK­ERS? WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE SEX WITH A BLOKE OR DO IT YOUR­SELF WITH TOYS? WOULD YOU RATHER RIDE ON TOP OR BOT­TOM? WOULD YOU RATHER GIVE A BLOW-JOB OR RE­CEIVE A GOOD LICK­ING? WOULD YOU RATHER KISS A BLOKE OR HAVE A STEAMY LES­BIAN SNOG? WOULD YOU RATHER BE SHAVED DOWN BE­LOW OR GROOMED?

SPIT OR SWAL­LOW?

BOOBS OR BUMS:

BITES OR KISSES:

TRUTH OR DARE: LIGHTS ON OR OFF: FIRST rule of the Pro­cras­ti­na­tion Club: I’ll tell you

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