Chloe’s a flashin’ icon!

babe Chloe Sims flashes her skimpy pink knickers as she hops in a cab on a night out with her new man Joe Fournier.

Earlier, the 31-yearold had snogged the personal trainer in the street after partying at the Rose Club.

An onlooker said: “She looked mad about him. What a lucky lad!” Scratchi – Extendable back scratcher – £4.95 WE’VE all had an itch in that one zone that cannot be reached – the middle of your back, which may as well be in bloody Africa.

But with the extendable back scratcher you no longer have to rub it against a wall or desk.

Just extend, position and scratch.

Simple, and if you stretch a little bit extra you can even scratch your arse with it! Addictaball maze – £7.95 A REALLY annoyingly tricky little puzzle which looks great but will leave you pulling your hair out.

Any fan of the Rubiks cube or little puzzles will love this because it just looks so different to what you’d normally get. Fantastic gift if you’re stuck for ideas and it really isn’t easy.

In fact, it’s nearly as hard as me – and I’m a f***ing animal. Mr Afro – £5.95 IF your nose resembles something like a wiry dark forest, then you may need a little trim.

And once you’ve had that clean-out, you may even be able to smell again.

It’s more of a joke present than anything else, but if you’ve got a family member with serious hairy growth it