Keith: I had roaring time living with lion
COMIC Keith Allen has revealed how he once squatted in a posh house with a LION.
Big cat Clyde was left behind by a couple who had brought it with them when they also occupied the gaffe.
And Keith, 60-year-old dad of singer Lily, put the animal in a room next to the ballroom at the house in London’s Belgravia.
He said: “Clyde ended up living with us for the next five days. I remember playing football with her in the ballroom and how she climbed on my back when I had the ball.
“I also watched Coronation Street with her while she sucked my thumb. It was amazing.
“I took her for walks in the garden square, too. You couldn’t do that now, walk round Eaton Square with a lion on a chain. It was just bonkers.”
Keith, who squatted in the house in mid-70s, added, “Eventually, the couple came back and shot off to France, taking Clyde with them.
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