Keith: I had roar­ing time liv­ing with lion

Midweek Sport - - GADGET BOY - By NEIL GOOD­WIN

COMIC Keith Allen has re­vealed how he once squat­ted in a posh house with a LION.

Big cat Clyde was left be­hind by a cou­ple who had brought it with them when they also oc­cu­pied the gaffe.

And Keith, 60-year-old dad of singer Lily, put the an­i­mal in a room next to the ball­room at the house in Lon­don’s Bel­gravia.

He said: “Clyde ended up liv­ing with us for the next five days. I re­mem­ber play­ing football with her in the ball­room and how she climbed on my back when I had the ball.

“I also watched Coro­na­tion Street with her while she sucked my thumb. It was amaz­ing.

“I took her for walks in the gar­den square, too. You couldn’t do that now, walk round Ea­ton Square with a lion on a chain. It was just bonkers.”

Keith, who squat­ted in the house in mid-70s, added, “Even­tu­ally, the cou­ple came back and shot off to France, tak­ing Clyde with them.

“I found out that they even­tu­ally got to Nice and she later ap­peared in a com­mer­cial.” TWO THIRDS of Bri­tish men would happily DUMP their mis­sus for a date with Hol­ly­wood scorcher Me­gan Fox.

Trans­form­ers babe Me­gan shot to the top of many males’ fan­tasy shag list when she locked lips with Amanda Seyfried for a kinky les­bian smooch in 2009 hor­ror movie Jennifer’s Body.

And a whop­ping 68 per cent of Brit blokes polled in a new sur­vey said they’d give their girl­friend the bird for a chance of a bunk-up with the 27-year-old ac­tress.

A mas­sive 75 per cent of fel­las said they fan­cied Me­gan more than their cur­rent squeeze.

But ditch­ing their bird could prove a bit of a risk – be­cause 62 per cent ques­tioned whether they had what it takes to sat­isfy Me­gan in the sack!

It’s not just brunette This Is 40 hot­tie Me­gan that blokes want to bone.

A huge 82 per cent of fel­las sur­veyed said they se­cretly fan­ta­sised about shag­ging a mar­ried woman dur­ing a kinky one-night-stand.

But just over half of them would do the same if that woman was a mother. Only one per cent of the 421

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