A torch to make you look tough
WIN THIS AMAZING SPORTS CHAIR – WORTH £650!
MODERN STYLE SPORTS CHAIR – £650 EVERY guy’s dream is to have the ultimate man cave – in mine I have paddling pool and a Hello Kitty Pez dispenser.
What better way to start than with a tailor-made sports chair featuring your favourite team’s strip?
You take your side’s shirt, send it to these guys and quicker than a cheetah’s fart you have got yourself an awesomelooking piece of bespoke furniture.
It doesn’t matter which sport you’re into: If you send it they will build it.
So whether it’s football, rugby or cricket – it doesn’t really work for divers… speedos are a bit small for an entire chair – you can have your favourite team immortalised as a seat to sit back and relax in when it comes to match day.
It’s the ultimate show of support. What better way to watch a game than on a chair that bares the crest?
These things are not just a gimmick either – they are fantastic quality items that are made using top-end beech wood that’s sourced in Blighty and is sure to last almost as long as you do.
That’s what makes this chair so great. It’s more than just a novelty gift, it’s a lovingly hand-crafted piece of furniture which not only looks good now but will continue to do so for many years.
The team which makes them has over 50 years of experience between them. This isn’t a guy in a garage knocking out crappy sofas!
It couldn’t be simpler either. They ring you up for a good old chinwag about which shirt you want to use and iron out any other queries you may have.
They then send you out a pre-paid envelope for you to put the top in. You just pop it in the letter box and the ball is well and truly in motion.
After it’s built it will be delivered to your house for your seating pleasure – and your butt will thank you.
Comfortable and stylish, the only problem will be stopping your mates defacing it when they come round for a drink. Club rivalry can be intense!
WONKEY – £4.99 NOT really sure if the furniture-straightening Wonkey is a good idea or not. It could come in handy, I guess, but then again any number of things can be jammed under table legs.
If you’re constantly finding yourself surrounded by badlybuilt tables and chairs, without any other item in the room, then it’s great. If not, a fiver will buy you a KFC… I know which one I prefer. TRUNCHEON TORCH – £29.99 ON the website it says “the long, smooth shaft has a reassuring weight to it and feels excellent in your hand”… filthy buggers!
So if you’re looking for a torch that would fit right into a Carry On film, this is the one for you.
If you’re the kind of person who takes a torch to a party then this is HERE’S your chance to win at an amazing Sports Chair cour
tesy of our friends All you need is a favourite (the larger team’s shirt that you want
the better) and to answer to be immortalised A. Which wood is one simple question:
used to a) Oak build the Sports Chairs frame? b) Beech c) Pine
Send your answer , along number, with name, addr ess and
to: Spor ts Chair Competition, daytime telephone Ltd, Floor 3 Mclar en Gadget Boy
House, Lancastrian , Sunday Spor t (2011) Trafford, Manchester, Of fice Centre,
M32 Talbot Road, Old an email at 0FP. If you pr efer the inter
web then send us A couple of weeks ago we great pair offered one lucky reader
of Sol Republic headphones the chance to win a After putting all the and a One for
names in a All Aerial. from Wednesbury hat, this week’s winner in the West Midlands. was Mr MJ Larmer
We hope you like them! ideal. Not only will you be able to dance to hardcore dubstep as lights flash all over the show, if someone f***s with you you’re tooled up. It’s a torch/ light-show/weapon combo!
Although it will light up dark places, it doesn’t exactly blind you. This really is a pretty stupid product but if you want a light-up beating stick then go for it.