Naked barmaid got cocky in pub toilets
WITH AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION WITH SPYING ON THE NEIGHBOURS MADE US FELL NAUGHTY…
Dear Leanne,
A PAL of mine has recently started seeing a barmaid at our local.
She’s not really my type – big boobs, bleached blonde hair and so on.
But he gets on with her really well and I’ve never seen him happier.
He reckons she’s a right nympho and he’s always going into great detail about how he shags her in the back room of the boozer after closing time.
I’m still single and, to be honest, I don’t have much luck with the ladies.
But one night my pal told me that he was going to give the barmaid a good seeing-to over the pool table once everyone had left the pub.
He said that if I fancied watching, I should go the gents’ toilets just before closing time and hide in one of the cubicles until he came and knocked on the door.
I did as he said and after about 20 minutes there was a tap on the shithouse door.
But when I opened it the barmaid was standing there naked and my mate was sitting on the sink with a big grin on his face.
She just said: “Do you fancy a f*** or what?”
I was so gobsmacked that I couldn’t answer her.
So she undid my belt and jeans and tugged them down, along with my underpants.
Then she dropped to her knees and took my limp manhood into her mouth.
But it soon went stiff as she started to suck on it and gently squeeze my balls.
Then my mate got down from the sink, dropped his pants and stood next to me as this bird started swapping from my knob to his.
TR, Cambs
Stiff
After a couple of minutes of sucking she stood up, took a cock in each hand and started to wank us off as we rubbed her massive tits.
I couldn’t believe it when I looked at my mate and he had a huge grin on his face!
I quite quickly shot my load all over the toilet walls and my mate soon followed suit.
Then he got the barmaid to bend over the sink and he shagged her doggy-style.
When it was all over I left them to it – but this bird has since finished with my mate and has offered to shag me.
I’m tempted, but don’t want to upset my friend.
What should I do?
ST, Devon
Leanne says…
I’M a 21-year-old fella and recently I’ve been working at a gym where I’ve become friendly with the cleaner.
She’s 40, married with three kids, but she still has a great body and boasts a lovely pair of boobs.
A few weeks back she was cleaning the reception desk and I caught a glance of her G-string riding up out of her jeans.
She caught sight of me gazing at her backside and turned, a little red-faced, and asked: “See anything you fancy?”
I laughed, but she led me out of sight behind reception and things got serious.
She pulled out my cock and sucked me off until I exploded all over her face.
I then bent her over a chair and boned her tight fanny. This has been going on for a while, but she’s married and I’m feeling guilty. What do you think?
CJ, Essex
Phew… That’s better, I’ve cooled down a bit, now… Say, I’ve got an idea…
Seeing as the neighbours aren’t
getting up to anything naughty, why don’t we?
Purrrrrrrr… Well, she is getting
on a bit…
Thanks for inviting me
to join your neighbourhood watch group, Fanny, you’ve really made me feel welcome to the street since I moved here
from Basingstoke
Ha ha ha ha ha… Don’t mention it, Chet. I was hoping for a better turn out to be honest… I was also
hoping it would be a bit STEAMIER! Just old Dereck mowing his lawn and Mavis from No.45 walking her dog…
(sigh) not very exciting!
Oh? I’m not sure I follow, Fanny. What exactly have you got in mind?
Have you seen the state of Mavis’s
curtains?
HEH! HEH! SPYING on the neighbours is great fun! And you can pick up some pretty nifty sur veillance equipment on the net. Night vision goggles – all the shit you need!