Ce­real re­ally gets you up!

Michelle De Feo

Midweek Sport - - NEWS - By NEIL GOOD­WIN

to say, ‘ This isn’t fair on Mar­cus’ – and be­gan snog­ging me in­stead!

“Soon things went fur­ther and within min­utes we were all in the mar­i­tal bed­room screw­ing like crazy. We were at it for hours.”

The poll, which probed 2,480 sex­u­ally ac­tive men and women be­tween 22 and 44, dis­cov­ered: A stag­ger­ing 85 per cent of all three-way sex en­coun­ters in­volved two guys and one girl. Sixty per cent of the kinky frol­ics hap­pened on a “com­pletely un­planned” ba­sis, and 20% more oc­curred only af­ter the guys “did a lot of sweet-talk­ing” to per­suade the gal to agree. Just one in five three-ways were “planned.” Al­most all oc­curred at some­one’s home, in bed­rooms or lounges, but 10% oc­curred out­doors, nor­mally on beaches or na­ture re­serves dur­ing boozy pic­nics. The vast ma­jor­ity of com­bi­na­tions (80%) in­volved wives or girl­friends of close friends, though 20% re­vealed a hand­some male stranger had been in­cluded.

In other siz­zling statis­tics, fel­las told how they slowly un­dressed the girl first, and then re­vealed how she be­came the cen­tre of all sex­ual at­ten­tion as they both took her to sex­ual heaven.

The close en­coun­ters of the kinky kind in­volved LOTS of in­ti­mate heavy pet­ting be­tween the par­ties, with the girl ad­min­is­ter­ing oral sex to her part­ner as her new lover pen­e­trated her. I’M a bit of a coun­try girl, so when I’m not out on the town you can usu­ally find me at my sta­bles see­ing to my horses.

Once, on a re­ally hot day, I was muck­ing out when one of my best girl­friends of­fered to give me a hand.

It was so hot, I was in my bikini. I don’t know why, but we both seemed to smell the horni­ness in the air and things got a bit hot and steamy.

Luck­ily, the sta­bles are nice and pri­vate, so we took things a step fur­ther and started get­ting a bit naughty, kissing and play­ing around.

Then her fella – who’s an ab­so­lute hunk – ar­rived early to pick up my friend and take her home. I thought he was go­ing to go mad, but he ended up join­ing in! I couldn’t be­lieve it – it

was mag­i­cal and so hot! A NEW break­fast ce­real has gone on sale in Bri­tain which claims to boost your SEX DRIVE!

Sex­Ce­real is a mues­li­type meal which claims to in­crease sex­ual de­sire us­ing spe­cial­ist in­gre­di­ents to cre­ate “pas­sion in a bowl”.

The gra­nola comes in both ‘his’ and ‘ hers’ va­ri­eties and is de­signed to boost en­ergy and hor­mone lev­els.

Its mak­ers say just three ta­ble­spoons of the su­per­food have a no­tice­able ef­fect on love-life and well­be­ing.

The women’s ce­real is a mix­ture of ginger, al­monds and chia seeds and the male ver­sion con­tains bee pollen, goji berries and maca pow­der.

The £9.99 ce­real is be­ing sold for the first time in the UK by on­line retailers Fire­box.com.

A spokesper­son said: “Sim­ply se­lect your pre­ferred for­mula and just add milk or yo­ghurt.

“Please use it in mod­er­a­tion, oth­er­wise you’ll be climb­ing up the walls by lunchtime.

Sex­Ce­real has been on sale in Amer­ica for sev­eral months, and has a strong fol­low­ing.

Sam Re­gan, 26, from Lon­don, eats the ce­real ev­ery morn­ing with her fi­ance.

She said: “At first I thought it was just a bit of a joke, but now we can barely keep our hands off each other.”

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