Midweek Sport

Cereal really gets you up!

Michelle De Feo

- By NEIL GOODWIN

to say, ‘ This isn’t fair on Marcus’ – and began snogging me instead!

“Soon things went further and within minutes we were all in the marital bedroom screwing like crazy. We were at it for hours.”

The poll, which probed 2,480 sexually active men and women between 22 and 44, discovered: A staggering 85 per cent of all three-way sex encounters involved two guys and one girl. Sixty per cent of the kinky frolics happened on a “completely unplanned” basis, and 20% more occurred only after the guys “did a lot of sweet-talking” to persuade the gal to agree. Just one in five three-ways were “planned.” Almost all occurred at someone’s home, in bedrooms or lounges, but 10% occurred outdoors, normally on beaches or nature reserves during boozy picnics. The vast majority of combinatio­ns (80%) involved wives or girlfriend­s of close friends, though 20% revealed a handsome male stranger had been included.

In other sizzling statistics, fellas told how they slowly undressed the girl first, and then revealed how she became the centre of all sexual attention as they both took her to sexual heaven.

The close encounters of the kinky kind involved LOTS of intimate heavy petting between the parties, with the girl administer­ing oral sex to her partner as her new lover penetrated her. I’M a bit of a country girl, so when I’m not out on the town you can usually find me at my stables seeing to my horses.

Once, on a really hot day, I was mucking out when one of my best girlfriend­s offered to give me a hand.

It was so hot, I was in my bikini. I don’t know why, but we both seemed to smell the horniness in the air and things got a bit hot and steamy.

Luckily, the stables are nice and private, so we took things a step further and started getting a bit naughty, kissing and playing around.

Then her fella – who’s an absolute hunk – arrived early to pick up my friend and take her home. I thought he was going to go mad, but he ended up joining in! I couldn’t believe it – it

was magical and so hot! A NEW breakfast cereal has gone on sale in Britain which claims to boost your SEX DRIVE!

SexCereal is a mueslitype meal which claims to increase sexual desire using specialist ingredient­s to create “passion in a bowl”.

The granola comes in both ‘his’ and ‘ hers’ varieties and is designed to boost energy and hormone levels.

Its makers say just three tablespoon­s of the superfood have a noticeable effect on love-life and wellbeing.

The women’s cereal is a mixture of ginger, almonds and chia seeds and the male version contains bee pollen, goji berries and maca powder.

The £9.99 cereal is being sold for the first time in the UK by online retailers Firebox.com.

A spokespers­on said: “Simply select your preferred formula and just add milk or yoghurt.

“Please use it in moderation, otherwise you’ll be climbing up the walls by lunchtime.

SexCereal has been on sale in America for several months, and has a strong following.

Sam Regan, 26, from London, eats the cereal every morning with her fiance.

She said: “At first I thought it was just a bit of a joke, but now we can barely keep our hands off each other.”

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