REBEKAH TEASDALE

SELF-employed decorator Sam Baker says he’s lost count of the times he’s heard jokes about the infamous “painter’s radio”.

But the 29-year-old, from Teeside, admits he’d end up making one himself if he ever met model-turned-DJ Rebekah Teasdale.

Sam wrote: “Rebekah is the fittest bird that’s ever been in the Sport by a country mile.

“I love her exotic looks and her fab smile. But most of all, of course, I really adore those boobs!”

Careful, Sam – you don’t want to spill your paste!