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I got it on with pal’s bro after six years of lusting after him

WITH AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATIO­N WITH I HELPED WANNABE OPERA BABE HIT HER HIGH ‘C’!

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Dear Anna,

I’M 19 and I have fancied my pal’s brother for ages.

He’s five years older than me, so when I was a starry-eyed 13-year-old he was a babe magnet of 18.

Anyway, I’d put thoughts of him to the back of my mind – until recently.

I’d arranged to go out on the razz with my pal. But when I arrived at her house, her brother told me that she’d gone away with her parents for a few days and must have forgotten about our date.

When he saw the look of total disappoint­ment on my face, he asked if I’d like to go out with him for a few drinks and I accepted.

We cruised a few bars and ended up at a club where we danced close enough for me to feel his sturdy manhood swelling against my tummy.

Later in the cab I put my hand encouragin­gly on his thigh. I leaned close and told him that I’d always fancied him and was pleased when he said that he’d felt the same about me.

Once in the house we went into the lounge and casually flicked on the telly to find a soft porn movie playing.

Throbbing

When he asked me if I’d like to watch it I blurted out: “Why watch it when we could be doing it?”

This brazen approach did the trick and he pulled me close and kissed me passionate­ly.

I slid my hand down to his zip and released his huge, thick cock which was already throbbing.

I pushed him on the couch, pulled

TG, Herts the rest of his clothes off and set to work taking his length to the back of my throat.

As he was about to come I released him and slid down on top of his rampant dick, riding him until he climaxed noisily.

But if he was satisfied, I was still waiting – and I used his fingers to massage my hard little clit until I screamed in ecstasy.

The problem is that I’m worried about my pal’s reaction when she finds out.

What shall I do?

TC, Lancs IT will hardly be a shock after all these years you’ve spent lusting over him, so get stuck in. He sounds a dream. THE wife caught me in bed the other day shagging the neighbour.

I couldn’t believe it when instead of going mad, she stripped and got into bed with us.

They licked each other out before they both sucked me off.

I then screwed my neighbour while my wife licked my balls.

My missus then told me to take her up the arse while she licked the other bird out.

The problem is that my wife has suggested that we have a foursome with our neighbour and her fella.

I feel that I’ve been set up and that is why she didn’t go mad at me because she wants to shag this other bloke.

What should I do?

PG, South Yorks

I’ve taught opera techniques

to a number of aspiring singers. What made you want to take up lessons, Beth?

That’s super. Right. First things first. Let’s see if you’ve got a good set of lungs on

you… Well, I haven’t

had any complaints about them before… Ha ha ha ha ha

I… see… Hmmmmmmmm I might need to get a

look… Go for you life,

luv! Well, I’ve got a lot of time needs

since I left my husband and I heard you were

(giggle) I DON’T know about your falsetto, but he seemed to be more than impressed with your FULL SET-O! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… eeh

 ??  ?? WHY not? Ask for £100. YOUR wife has got you wher
e she wants you. Y ou have no choice buit to agree.
TWELVE SECONDS LATER…
WHY not? Ask for £100. YOUR wife has got you wher e she wants you. Y ou have no choice buit to agree. TWELVE SECONDS LATER…

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