Crack about Jess’s bum shows some of us still have a sense of hu­mour

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THE fuss over Colin Mur­ray’s cheeky gag about Jessica En­nisHill’s bum shows how the lu­natics have taken over the asy­lum.

An in­no­cent, throw­away re­mark that we guess even Jess her­self might have had a chuckle at is pounced upon by the hairy armpit bri­gade and sud­denly the whole world has to march to their tune.

What grey, hu­mour­less peo­ple th­ese whingers are.

Good on Colin Mur­ray. His re­marks weren’t sex­ist, of­fen­sive, rude or dis­re­spect­ful. They were funny. And cheeky. And they showed we live in a world where peo­ple can have a laugh and dare to be dif­fer­ent.

Sadly, the grey bri­gade want ev­ery­one to be dull and life­less.

We’ve had to bite our lips a bit in re­cent days be­cause hav­ing fun and ap­pre­ci­at­ing beau­ti­ful women has been the sub­ject of a vit­ri­olic, ill-judged, ill-in­formed hate cam­paign by a tiny mi­nor­ity of noisy in­di­vid­u­als.

And al­though we don’t like it one bit, we’ve cho­sen to let their ar­gu­ment blow it­self out.

Un­der­stand­ably, we love see­ing sexy girls be­ing sexy.

So let’s put it on record – we think Jessica En­nis-Hill’s bum is mag­nif­i­cent. As is the rest of her finely-tuned body.

She’s pretty, sexy and we dearly, dearly wish she’d agree to do a top­less shoot for us. There. We said it.

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