SHE’S BRI­TAIN’S ONLY TOP­LESS COLUM­NIST

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I AM back on Red­light Cen­tral this Satur­day and Sun­day and I have been given my own chan­nel.

From now on I will al­ways be on chan­nel 932, so you lot never need to miss out.

On Satur­day I am plan­ning a spe­cial of­fice set to cel­e­brate and it is go­ing to be HOT­TER than ever.

A friend of mine has bought me a pair of Louboutin heels and I will be wear­ing them live on the telly.

They are called Pi­galles and they are the sex­i­est shoes I have ever seen – so thank you to the per­son who bought them for me. You know who you are! I will be wear­ing a skin tight skirt, tiny low-cut blouse and a push-up bra, so make sure you tune in this Satur­day and Sun­day Au­gust 10-11 10pm-5.30am Chan­nel 932. I HAVE reached 62,000 fol­low­ers on Twit­ter which I am to­tally amazed about.

To cel­e­brate I de­cided to Tweet a few fa­mous peo­ple for a laugh.

I sent a Tweet to Ash­ley Cole af­ter see­ing a girl was try­ing to sell a we­b­cam sex video of him.

I thought I would be a bit cheeky so I told him that he should get him­self on Adult­work.

He could make a for­tune!

As least he knows that when he’s too old to play football he can carve out a ca­reer for him­self on the we­b­cams.

To be hon­est, he doesn’t seem like the sharpest tool in the box so I don’t think he’s got a glit­ter­ing pre­sent­ing ca­reer ahead of him.

I reckon Adult­work is his best op­tion!

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