Horny Milfs give me a HARD time!
WITH AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION WITH LAZY SECRETARY KNEW HOW TO DRIVE A BARGAIN!
Dear Cali,
WHAT they say about older women is true – they ARE better in bed.
And, not to put too fine a point on it, they’re usually pretty eager for it.
I’m 24 but I’ve always gone for older women and until recently was in a relationship with a 52-year-old divorced mum who was a sex beast.
Since we split up I’ve got the horn for older, tarty-looking sorts.
Last week in a club I was eyeing up a couple of women in their early 40s. Not only were they tastylooking, they both had huge tits.
I got them up dancing and when the club was closing I took them back to my place. It wasn’t long before we were all naked in my giant bed.
I was getting it on with one of them and thought the other lying by her side wasn’t interested.
But I was wrong, because after a while I felt her hand cup my balls as I scorched into her pal from behind.
Sizzling
From there she managed to get them in her mouth and after that I biffed her up against a mirror.
Then the two of them put on a lesbo show. Once they’d gone beyond necking and fondling each other’s massive tits, they had their fingers working furiously in one another’s love-hole.
That got me going again and I f***ed each of them in turn as they licked out their mate. Before we passed out I remember one of them crouching over the other’s face while I wanked over them.
In the morning they made me a sizzling full English brekkie and treated me like a king.
I can’t imagine that happening with a lass my own age.
I see them both regularly and it’s always top shagging. They say they want to share me and are asking me not to see other women.
I’m not sure about the whole setup. What do you think?
GH, Norfolk
I WAS in a bar last week when these two birds walked in.
One was blonde and the other a brunette. They were OK-looking, but what really caught my eye were their massive tits.
They seemed to be enjoying the attention and after the bar closed they agreed to come back to my place.
I wasted little time and was soon sucking on both their tits. They both gave me a blowjob and let me come on their boobs.
I then licked them both out and they both had really moist fannies.
It wasn’t long before I was ready to go again and I shagged them both doggystyle.
I’ve seen them a couple of times since, but now they want to move in with me and I’m dead against it.
What should I do?
KM, Lincs
You’ve had enough warnings Miss Jones, I’m afraid I have no other option than to terminate your
contract! I was hoping you were going to give me a
raise!
Heh heh… Miss Jones, have you finished those reports yet? I needed them an hour ago! Miss Jones?
Can’t do ‘em? I’m busy on Facebook. Hey, my friend Jeanie’s having a cappuccino!
LOL…
A RAISE?! Didn’t you hear what I just said? And don’t think you can win me over doing what you’re currently doing, either. It’ll take a lot more than that to win me over! How about doing a
bit of work?
I’ve been thinking Miss Jones… Your salary review is long overdue. It’s high time your outstanding contributions to the daily running of this office were rewarded – EEEEEHHH!
WHAT?! Miss Jones your conduct in the workplace is unacceptable! Miss Jones?! Am I going to have to come
in there?