THUMBS UP! Katie and I would’ve had a Big fallout!

kicks off tomorrow night and I am really excited – though I’m gutted I’m not in it!

I would make a great housemate and bosses have missed a trick not putting me in there. I’m straight talking and tell people exactly what I think – which would make for great telly.

There have been loads of rumours about who is going in and I reckon there will definitely be someone from

on – my prediction is Joey Essex.

I’ve been thinking about who would be my ideal housemates and I have come up with a list of my perfect line-up.

Top of my list would be Katie Price because as you all know I can’t f***ing stand her and I’d love to tell her exactly what I think of her.

Next up is David Beckham ( as he’s the hottest guy on the planet and I could ogle his body for three weeks!

I’d choose Hollywood actress Megan Fox because she is a my top girl crush and I’d need a female to fancy.

I’d pick a few other hot men as well – Daniel Craig and Ryan Gosling – and a few people to make me laugh, like Dawn French and James Corden.

Last on my list is Tulisa – she looks like she would be a good laugh and I reckon we could be mates. Me and her getting drunk would make for amazing telly!

Whatever happens the new series won’t be as exciting as it would be if I was in there but I’ll still be tuning in to see who is in the house. And next week I’ll give you all my opinions on who I like and who I definitely don’t like.