One Direction show proved to be a teeny bit worrying
CHANNEL 4 documentary Crazy About One Direction should be played on a loop in the nonce wing of every major prison.
It was enough to put anyone off teenage girls for life. You thought being a boyband fan involved a few posters and a bit of screaming? Think again.
These girls are so loopy for 1D that they invent stories about the lads dying, just to make themselves cry.
They threaten to commit suicide if the boys do not follow them on Twitter.
They even fantasise that bandmates Harry and Louis are secret gay lovers, so that they will never be with another girl.
Talk about bonkers. That would be like me imagining the Bananarama girls were lezzing up every night on tour.
Actually, now you mention it, I did used to imagine that quite a lot.
And still do.