One Di­rec­tion show proved to be a teeny bit wor­ry­ing

Midweek Sport - - BATCHELOR ON THE BOX -

CHAN­NEL 4 doc­u­men­tary Crazy About One Di­rec­tion should be played on a loop in the nonce wing of ev­ery ma­jor prison.

It was enough to put any­one off teenage girls for life. You thought be­ing a boy­band fan in­volved a few posters and a bit of scream­ing? Think again.

Th­ese girls are so loopy for 1D that they in­vent sto­ries about the lads dy­ing, just to make them­selves cry.

They threaten to com­mit sui­cide if the boys do not fol­low them on Twit­ter.

They even fan­ta­sise that band­mates Harry and Louis are se­cret gay lovers, so that they will never be with an­other girl.

Talk about bonkers. That would be like me imag­in­ing the Bana­narama girls were lezzing up ev­ery night on tour.

Ac­tu­ally, now you men­tion it, I did used to imag­ine that quite a lot.

And still do.


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