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Ghost riddled fanny ‘cured’ by conman’s ‘magic’ penis

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A GHOSTBUSTE­R arrested after ‘curing’ a woman’s haunted vagina had the perfect instrument to catch ghoulies…HIS KNOB!

Cheeky conman Huang Jianjun told the woman he could exorcise the ghosts she belived were living in her chuff with his “magic wand”, which turned out to be his penis.

He even charged her TWO GRAND for the privilege.

The woman spice shop employee who lives in Guangzhou, China, called police after their spirit busting sex session.

She had consulted Huang after hearing he could advise her how to attract her boss.

The two agreed to meet at a hotel room where Huang asked her to strip naked and lay on the bed for an examinatio­n.

He convinced her to have sex by explaining ghosts in her vagina were preventing her boss from falling in love with her and he could only catch the spirits with his penis – and that he had to sacrifice his virginity for the exorcism..

Huang has denied the complaint – claiming he had long lost the ability to have an erection due to diabetes.

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