Ghost rid­dled fanny ‘cured’ by con­man’s ‘magic’ pe­nis

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A GHOST­BUSTER ar­rested af­ter ‘cur­ing’ a woman’s haunted vagina had the per­fect in­stru­ment to catch ghoulies…HIS KNOB!

Cheeky con­man Huang Jian­jun told the woman he could ex­or­cise the ghosts she be­lived were liv­ing in her chuff with his “magic wand”, which turned out to be his pe­nis.

He even charged her TWO GRAND for the priv­i­lege.

The woman spice shop em­ployee who lives in Guangzhou, China, called po­lice af­ter their spirit bust­ing sex ses­sion.

She had con­sulted Huang af­ter hear­ing he could ad­vise her how to at­tract her boss.

The two agreed to meet at a ho­tel room where Huang asked her to strip naked and lay on the bed for an ex­am­i­na­tion.

He con­vinced her to have sex by ex­plain­ing ghosts in her vagina were pre­vent­ing her boss from fall­ing in love with her and he could only catch the spir­its with his pe­nis – and that he had to sac­ri­fice his vir­gin­ity for the ex­or­cism..

Huang has de­nied the com­plaint – claim­ing he had long lost the abil­ity to have an erec­tion due to di­a­betes.

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