Third is NOT good enough, Jose

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THERE must have been some messy un­der­pants around this week af­ter the me­dia w*nk-fest over the re­turn of Jose Mour­inho to Chelsea.

Yeah, great, we get it – he’s a good man­ager and all the birds fancy him.

But cut to the chase, he’s still a bit of a bell-end. Any­one re­fer­ring to them­selves in the third per­son is a nailed-on tool.

Here’s The Happy One (for f***’s sake) at the week­end: “I’m a bit shy in the face of the fans’ reaction. I don’t feel very com­fort­able with that.

“But now the fans have to sup­port the team, sing about the play­ers and the club, not Jose. Jose knows how much they like me and how happy they are to have me back.”

Dick­head.

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