NYMPHO GUINEA PIGS GIVEN ASBO!
RANDY guinea pigs have been given an ASBO after keeping neighbours awake with their rampant SEX ORGIES.
The lusty animals were being kept together in a large outdoor cage at a top university.
But nearby locals alerted the authorities after the fluffy critters began shagging each other senseless in deafening bouts of passion at all hours of the night.
The bizarre case was heard at Muenster Administrative Court, following complaints directed at the German city’s prestigious uni.
A judge ruled that the guinea pigs’ cage was too close to neighbouring houses.
It is just six feet from where gardens begin and by law should be at least 10 feet away.
A sign on the door of the guinea pigs cage reads, ‘These animals live in non-committal, mixed-gender groups and mate with every possible partner’.
Pavo Rueder, 69, whose house borders directly on to the guinea pig area, said: “Don’t we know it. They are unbelievably loud and go at it like they’re on Viagra.” Celebs beware - she’s here there and everywhere! Which former Miss Camber Sands Pontins was spotted buying a Euromillions lucky dip in Ilkeston this past Wednesday afternoon? TODAY we name and shame the hapless numpty who SNUBBED and STOOD-UP this stunning telly beauty! When gorgeous Danielle Wiltshire appeared on Channel 4 match-making show First Dates earlier this month she thought she’d found the man of her dreams in personal trainer Cassius Ojuederie.
The pair were seen enjoying a romantic evening together and Cassius, 25, seemed very impressed with Danielle’s career as a top glamour model.
But our scorching-hot pin-up has now SLAMMED the fitness fanatic after he failed to meet her at the end of series wrap party.
The babe, from Stratford, East London, told us: “After our first date, Cassius said that we’d definitely see each other again. “But that never happened – I haven’t seen or spoken to him since the show.
“We were supposed to have another date at the wrap party, but he didn’t even turn up.
“I was annoyed.
“Ah well, it’s his loss. I’m not going to name names, but one of the other contestants ended up asking me out instead!”
Looking at our snaps of 32D Danielle in all her TOPLESS glory, Cassius may well need his head examining, closely followed by a full frontal lobotomy.
Sultry Danielle also reckons the end of season Channel 4 shindig resulted in a partnerswapping free-for-all.
She added: “It’s funny, because out of all the people on the show, there’s only one couple who managed to stay together.
“Everyone was throwing each other dirty looks all night and getting off with other people to make
really their dates get jealous.
“People were snogging in dark corners and pouring vodka down each other’s throats – it was mental!
“It was awkward for me because guys kept coming up to chat, but I didn’t know who anyone was because I didn’t really watch the whole series.
“But I didn’t get involved in any of the kissing – I hardly knew any of them, and I don’t just get off with randoms.
“As for Cassius, he had his chance – and blew it.”
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