NYMPHO GUINEA PIGS GIVEN ASBO!

Midweek Sport - - FRONT PAGE - By JES­SICA HA­WORTH

RANDY guinea pigs have been given an ASBO af­ter keep­ing neigh­bours awake with their ram­pant SEX OR­GIES.

The lusty an­i­mals were be­ing kept to­gether in a large out­door cage at a top univer­sity.

But nearby lo­cals alerted the au­thor­i­ties af­ter the fluffy crit­ters be­gan shag­ging each other sense­less in deaf­en­ing bouts of pas­sion at all hours of the night.

The bizarre case was heard at Muen­ster Ad­min­is­tra­tive Court, fol­low­ing com­plaints di­rected at the Ger­man city’s pres­ti­gious uni.

A judge ruled that the guinea pigs’ cage was too close to neigh­bour­ing houses.

It is just six feet from where gar­dens be­gin and by law should be at least 10 feet away.

A sign on the door of the guinea pigs cage reads, ‘These an­i­mals live in non-com­mit­tal, mixed-gender groups and mate with ev­ery pos­si­ble part­ner’.

Pavo Rueder, 69, whose house borders di­rectly on to the guinea pig area, said: “Don’t we know it. They are un­be­liev­ably loud and go at it like they’re on Vi­a­gra.” Celebs be­ware - she’s here there and ev­ery­where! Which for­mer Miss Cam­ber Sands Pon­tins was spot­ted buy­ing a Euromil­lions lucky dip in Ilke­ston this past Wed­nes­day af­ter­noon? TODAY we name and shame the hap­less numpty who SNUBBED and STOOD-UP this stun­ning telly beauty! When gor­geous Danielle Wilt­shire ap­peared on Chan­nel 4 match-mak­ing show First Dates ear­lier this month she thought she’d found the man of her dreams in per­sonal trainer Cas­sius Ojued­erie.

The pair were seen en­joy­ing a ro­man­tic evening to­gether and Cas­sius, 25, seemed very im­pressed with Danielle’s ca­reer as a top glam­our model.

But our scorch­ing-hot pin-up has now SLAMMED the fit­ness fa­natic af­ter he failed to meet her at the end of se­ries wrap party.

The babe, from Strat­ford, East Lon­don, told us: “Af­ter our first date, Cas­sius said that we’d def­i­nitely see each other again. “But that never hap­pened – I haven’t seen or spo­ken to him since the show.

“We were sup­posed to have an­other date at the wrap party, but he didn’t even turn up.

“I was an­noyed.

“Ah well, it’s his loss. I’m not go­ing to name names, but one of the other con­tes­tants ended up ask­ing me out in­stead!”

Look­ing at our snaps of 32D Danielle in all her TOP­LESS glory, Cas­sius may well need his head ex­am­in­ing, closely fol­lowed by a full frontal lo­bot­omy.

Sul­try Danielle also reck­ons the end of sea­son Chan­nel 4 shindig re­sulted in a part­ner­swap­ping free-for-all.

She added: “It’s funny, be­cause out of all the peo­ple on the show, there’s only one cou­ple who man­aged to stay to­gether.

“Ev­ery­one was throw­ing each other dirty looks all night and get­ting off with other peo­ple to make

re­ally their dates get jeal­ous.

“Peo­ple were snog­ging in dark cor­ners and pour­ing vodka down each other’s throats – it was men­tal!

“It was awk­ward for me be­cause guys kept com­ing up to chat, but I didn’t know who any­one was be­cause I didn’t re­ally watch the whole se­ries.

“But I didn’t get in­volved in any of the kiss­ing – I hardly knew any of them, and I don’t just get off with ran­doms.

“As for Cas­sius, he had his chance – and blew it.”

re­ally

SNUBBED: Glam­our girl

Danielle shows off the

amaz­ing curves

star is miss­ing

Newspapers in English

Newspapers from UK

© PressReader. All rights reserved.