Shirl the wed­ding trasher!

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is se­ri­ously con­sider sign­ing up for ISIS.

If this is the best that western civil­i­sa­tion can of­fer, then we might as well just blow ev­ery­thing up and start again.

Dap­per Laughs DE­CENT ITV1 biopic con­tin­ued with the Scouse war­bler fail­ing to launch her ca­reer in the States.

If you bombed like that in New York th­ese days they’d put you in an orange jump­suit be­fore you could say “Guan­tanamo Bay”.

The drama recre­ated her ill-fated ap­pear­ance on the where she was in­tro­duced by the dis­in­teresed host as “Miss Cilla Black from Wales, in Eng­land.” What of­fen­sive rub­bish. Ev­ery­one knows that Cilla is proud to be from Liver­pool, in

Sur­rey. CHAN­NEL 4 three-parter Jon Richard­son Grows Up saw the co­me­dian and his dopey mate Matt Forde in­vited to wit­ness the birth of a cou­ple’s first baby.

Mum-to-be Co­lette’s only re­quest was that they did not show any fanny on cam­era.

Too late for that, love. They’ve named the show after him, so he’s bound to be on screen loads.

We also saw Jon and Matt strug­gling to look after one of those bat­tery-pow­ered dolls that cries all day, like a real nip­per.

When­ever my kids used to wake us up at night I would al­ways put Matt’s sooth­ing TalkSport ra­dio show on. I’ve no idea if it helped the nip­pers drift off – but I was al­ways back out like a light. ARE you plan­ning to get mar­ried any time soon?

If so, here is a top tip. Try to en­sure that the groom’s rough, bit­ter, al­co­holic ex-mis­sus is NOT part of the wait­ress­ing team. It can make things a lit­tle... awk­ward.

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