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Shirl the wedding trasher!

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Question Time.

is seriously consider signing up for ISIS.

If this is the best that western civilisati­on can offer, then we might as well just blow everything up and start again.

Dapper Laughs DECENT ITV1 biopic continued with the Scouse warbler failing to launch her career in the States.

If you bombed like that in New York these days they’d put you in an orange jumpsuit before you could say “Guantanamo Bay”.

The drama recreated her ill-fated appearance on the where she was introduced by the disinteres­ed host as “Miss Cilla Black from Wales, in England.” What offensive rubbish. Everyone knows that Cilla is proud to be from Liverpool, in

Surrey. CHANNEL 4 three-parter Jon Richardson Grows Up saw the comedian and his dopey mate Matt Forde invited to witness the birth of a couple’s first baby.

Mum-to-be Colette’s only request was that they did not show any fanny on camera.

Too late for that, love. They’ve named the show after him, so he’s bound to be on screen loads.

We also saw Jon and Matt struggling to look after one of those battery-powered dolls that cries all day, like a real nipper.

Whenever my kids used to wake us up at night I would always put Matt’s soothing TalkSport radio show on. I’ve no idea if it helped the nippers drift off – but I was always back out like a light. ARE you planning to get married any time soon?

If so, here is a top tip. Try to ensure that the groom’s rough, bitter, alcoholic ex-missus is NOT part of the waitressin­g team. It can make things a little... awkward.

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