SHOE SIGHS
ORGY PARTIES WHERE ONLY THE GORGEOUS BABES AND STUDS GET IN
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IF you’ve been hit by the ugly stick, don’t even THINK about attending the UK’s newest ELITE sex parties.
Because the jammy man who founded the enterprise says all women need to be a strict “perfect 10” to get in the door.
London Lothario Chris Reynolds Gordon is the brains behind Heaven SX – high-class ORGIES where you’ve got to be gorgeous AND connected to join-in.
Chris says his X-rated bashes are frequented by “some very, very VIP people in the acting and music industry”.
And with 100 applications-a-day from prospective punters Chris says he’s OVERWHELMED by his venture’s popularity.
The 29-year-old, a former city banker and junior national 800m athletics champ, revealed: “It starts off like going to any normal bar or club.
“You have people dressed up looking nice, chatting, laughing, getting to know each other.
“Then, a little bit later on – at about 12 or 1 o’clock, when the mood’s right – the girls will go and get changed into lingerie.
“It’s a bit of an awkward moment, with all the guys chatting and sitting with each other, then all these girls come in looking super-hot and the atmosphere changes and people start disappearing.”
Brit Chris says his shindigs are a cut above the usual “society” swinging sessions, saying he REFUSES to allow older women to take part.
And if you fancy giving it a whirl yourself, prepare for a lengthy process.
First you must email pics of yourself to Chris. If you’re a munter, it’s straight into the bin with your application.
If you cut the mustard you’ll then be invited to attend a “selection party”, where “scouts” scour the room to spot potential full members.
It’s then that you’ll be able to attend the “Angel Parties”, which are crawling with women who make supermodels look like total dogs!
Speaking about rival sex parties, like Killing Kittens, Chris explained: “I went to quite a lot of parties in the past, and everyone was calling them ‘elite’.
“But then you’d see, like, 50 or 60-year-old people who weren’t that attractive.
“Not that there aren’t attractive people in their fifties and sixties, but they weren’t people you’d stereotypically think of as attractive.
“Basically, the hottest people we wanted to play with just got together – everyone who was a 10 on the hot chart. The average age is also quite young. There’s nothing else like it.