Crafty A&E tosser jailed

A HOSPITAL nurse who thought an A&E patient was having a fit realised he was WANKING.

Ronald Leighton, 68, was given the all-clear after a minor head injury when he began pleasuring himself in front of staff and other patients at Prince Charles Hospital in Merthyr Tydfil, S Wales.

Prosecutor Ruth Smith said: “A nurse spotted his jacket was going up and down and she thought he might be having a fit.

“But when his jacket started moving again she realised he was performing a sex act on himself.”

Leighton, of Merthyr Tydfil, was jailed for eight months after admitting indecent exposure.

Judge Greg Bull QC told him: “You were not only gaining pleasure from the sexual act but also from the fact that other people were observing what you were doing.”