Down Amnesia Lane with cheesy Len!

POOR Roy is having a torrid time on Coronation Street after being singled out by local hoodies. He must miss Hayley at times like these. It’s always nicer to have a man about the house. BRILLIANT BBC1 documentary Inside The Taliban saw a reporter meet the Jihadist rebels who still boss vast tracts of Afghanistan. He went to the Tangi Valley – and I’ll bet his underpants were pretty “tangy” after a job like that. WHAT do you get if you cross and

What you deserve to get is a punch in the chops, obviously.

But what you actually get is new BBC1 daytime dross Holiday of my Lifetime with actually happened 70 odd years ago.

So instead they fill the gaps with pointless features, like a meeting with an old islander to show Esther and Len HIS holiday snaps from around the same time.

The trouble is, this guy had not carved out a successful career showing 20 million Brits a knob-shaped potato every Sunday night – so nobody gives a flying toss about his piccies.

The other main problem is Goodman himself, who has only one setting: cheesy.

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