Down Am­ne­sia Lane with cheesy Len!

Midweek Sport - - BATCHELOR ON THE BOX -

POOR Roy is hav­ing a tor­rid time on Corona­tion Street after be­ing sin­gled out by lo­cal hood­ies. He must miss Hay­ley at times like th­ese. It’s al­ways nicer to have a man about the house. BRIL­LIANT BBC1 doc­u­men­tary Inside The Tal­iban saw a re­porter meet the Ji­hadist rebels who still boss vast tracts of Afghanistan. He went to the Tangi Val­ley – and I’ll bet his un­der­pants were pretty “tangy” after a job like that. WHAT do you get if you cross and

What you de­serve to get is a punch in the chops, ob­vi­ously.

But what you ac­tu­ally get is new BBC1 day­time dross Hol­i­day of my Lifetime with ac­tu­ally hap­pened 70 odd years ago.

So in­stead they fill the gaps with point­less fea­tures, like a meet­ing with an old is­lan­der to show Es­ther and Len HIS hol­i­day snaps from around the same time.

The trou­ble is, this guy had not carved out a suc­cess­ful ca­reer show­ing 20 mil­lion Brits a knob-shaped potato ev­ery Sun­day night – so no­body gives a fly­ing toss about his pic­cies.

The other main prob­lem is Good­man him­self, who has only one set­ting: cheesy.

Choke

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