Midweek Sport

GUYS HAPPY TO GO HUNGRY! New poll shows that men would swap food for nookie!

Cailtlyn Klass says…

- By JOSEPH SCRIMSHIRE

because they were too busy protecting their grub!

They concluded that blokes with bigger appetites are more likely to be unlucky with the ladies.

The study – published this month in scientific journal Current Biology – wasn’t able to find out if women behaved in the same way because C.elegans are single-sex organisms.

However we’ve found three frisky females who have PLENTY to say on the subject.

Busty Beth James says she loves a good STUFFING because she’s always choosing sex over food!

She purred: “Food or sex? That’s easy. Absolutely nothing can get in the way of me and my man.

“If you’re really peckish, why not bring food into the bedroom. It could ‘spice’ things up a bit!” MEN choose girls over grub? I can’t say I’m surprised. I had a recent dirty weekend with my fella and we basically locked ourselves in a bedroom and had non-stop sex.

It was amazing. In fact, we were both so into it that we forgot to eat!

At the end of the first evening, I asked him, ‘Er, did we have any lunch today?’

I guess you can get a bit too carried away – not that I’m complainin­g!

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