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I love slipping one in after oily massage

WITH AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATIO­N WITH I CUT THROUGH THE CORPERATE TALK WITH MY THROBBING PORK!

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I WORK in a pretty menial job and life’s a struggle.

It has got so bad recently that after a few years off looking after the kids, the wife said she’d get a job to make ends meet.

After scanning the papers for work, my wife announced that she’d got a job at a supermarke­t.

Life became great. Every week my wife piled in with bags full of shopping and more cash.

Then I bumped into one of her pals who leered: “How’s she doing at the massage parlour?”

I couldn’t believe it, but I confronted the wife and she admitted it.

I was ashamed, hurt and worried but I calmed down when she said she was earning up to £200 a night and was now able to buy all the things we’d denied ourselves before.

Then she told me of some of the services she provided.

She said she gave only hand relief and oral and never offered full sex.

Throbbing

After hearing the sex menu, I found myself strangely turned on.

I pulled her onto my knee as we sat on the sofa and what followed was absolutely amazing.

We slowly undressed each other button by button and I pulled up her jumper to kiss her 34Cs.

Then we stood up and took off the rest of our kit.

She told me to lie on my stomach on the carpet. Then she pulled out

of three I HAVE just had sex with my boyfriend months for the first time. Although we had done plenty

of other things before, I didn’t realise how small

his dick was until it was inside me. He is great with his mouth and his hands, but

I when it came down to actual penetratio­n couldn’t feel a thing. Of course, I moaned and groaned

as if I was having a whale of a time –

but the truth is I could have fallen asleep there and then.

don’ t want I am really keen on this guy and to lose him, so is there anything I

can buy to make him bigger?

Carrie, Brighton

size isn’t everything! You just I know it’s a cliche, but

mouth and hands, so what said he is amazing with his

Y ou don’t have to go in are you complainin­g about?

all about positionin­g very deep to r each orgasm, it’s

as opposed to size. Try some and the right technique

it makes a dif ference. But other positions and see if

you voice your concerns tread very carefully before with your fella about his size. a bottle of oil and began rubbing my back and legs.

My dick was throbbing, so she rolled me onto my back and mounted me.

I was in heaven as I thrust away until she screamed as I brought her to orgasm.

We have sessions like this regularly now, but I still get jealous when she’s at work.

Do you think I should just try to get another, better job so she can stay at home and service just me?

SD, West Mids

Charlotte says…

EACH to their own, honey. We all have different ways

I’m surprised you of getting ourselves of f. Frankly,

is not your girlfriend. care what this girl thinks if she

doesn’t mean you’regay! And, of course, using a dildo

to use it every time you But perhaps you don’t need have sex with someone.

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