Katie’s big fat waste of time

FOR months now Katie Hopkins has been boasting about how she recently got deliberately fat in order to get thin again – proving that there is no great mystery to weight loss. We then discover in

on TLC that she put on about three stone. Three stone?! I did that during Christmas dinner.

She basically grew a bit of a gut and a double chin – then went around trying to make out she was Jabba the Hut off

Like everything about this ridiculous woman DAME Judi Dench was never off the telly over Chrimbo.

She was cracking as James Bond’s boss in Skyfall but even better as the saucy Mrs Silver in the heartwarming BBC1 film Esio Trot.

Talk about flashing the cleavage! She went from “M” to “DD”.

The story was about an old geezer who charms Mrs Silver by helping to make her beloved pet tortoise double in size.

In return he has something old and wrinkled which he hopes she can help him to grow. it was a stor m in a tea cup. But, despite the weight gain, most definitely not a D cup.

Hopkins herself knew it was a load of old garbage. That is why she tried to spice things up occasionally by saying something nasty about real fatties.

“I would rather be put down than be Nicky ,” she said of some 40-stone American whopper.

Well, duh! If you weighed 40-stone, luv, I’d have to put you down.

In fact, I doubt I could pick you up in the first place. BBC1 guff Frank Sinatra Our Way. Frank Sinatra? No way. ITV sitcom Birds of a Feather gave a nod to the classic Dad’s Army line “Don’t tell him, Pike!” in the first episode of the new series.

That is like Crazy Frog dropping some Mozart into his next tune.