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EMAIL: agony@sun­daysport.co.uk OR MAIL TO: Agony, Sun­day Sport,MacLaren House, Tal­bot Road, Old Traf­ford, Manch­ester M32 0FP the mis­sus that we have an early night – and she agreed.

We went up­stairs, stripped off and dived un­der the du­vet.

She gave me a quick gob­ble to get my knob erect and I licked her pussy to get her juices flow­ing.

Then I asked her to get on all fours on the bed. She looked at me quizzi­cally, but I ex­plained about doggy-style and she agreed to give it a go. off howl­ing again. Shortly af­ter, I had the most amaz­ing or­gasm and col­lapsed on top of her.

We lay there for a while and then she told me she’d heard of anal sex but never fan­cied it.

How­ever, she said that it was so good she wanted to try it again.

A cou­ple of min­utes later we were at it again – and this time I reached around and be­gan flick­ing her clit un­til she cli­maxed again.

Now we have doggy-style and anal ev­ery night. What are your thoughts on doggy-style and anal?

DP, East Lon­don

Jaymie says…

THAT’S a very per­sonal ques­tion to ask a lady, so I will keep my an­swer short and sweet. That’s for me to know and you to find out – which you never will! I’M a 17-year-old ap­pren­tice with an en­gi­neer­ing firm and af­ter get­ting in the works’ footie team I was the top scorer.

As a re­sult, the cap­tain in­vited me on his stag week­end in Dublin. There were 20 of us and we all pulled a bird on the first night.

My girl was 24 and af­ter we’d been at the stout we stag­gered back to our ho­tel, where she smug­gled me up to her room.

She stripped to her panties. I groped and sucked her tits, which were an F-cup.

Then she went down on me and gave me the best blowjob I’d ever had be­fore spread­ing her legs to show me her wet lips.

I was down there like a rat down a hole. Then I turned her over and whacked it into her doggy-style.

Af­ter half-an-hour we both screamed as we came and col­lapsed in ex­haus­tion.

But since I got back to Eng­land I’ve been get­ting lots of texts from her say­ing she wants to come over and move in with me. But I live with my mum. What should I do?

NM, Kent

Jaymie says…

TELL her the truth. You don’t owe this girl any­thing – she en­joyed her­self as much as you. I’M try­ing like crazy to get my

win­dow cleaner to roger me stupid. I al­ways make sure that when

he calls round I’m wear­ing some­thing that

is bound to catch his eye – tight jeans, loose-fit­ting

tops. I’ve even come to the door in

a dress­ing gown and let it slip open so he can

see my shaven gash. When I pay him I al­ways rub

my firm 34D breasts up against his manly

chest. I know it turns him on as his

trousers bulge – and he looks a big boy in all

ar­eas. I’m that des­per­ate to bed him

that next time he calls for his cash, I’m go­ing

to an­swer the door com­pletely naked and begin

fin­ger­ing my fanny. He’s a 6ft 4in hunk and I can’t

un­der­stand why he’s not made a move. Have you any idea what I could

do to pull, as I’m get­ting so frus­trated?

Jaymie says…

WS, Som­er­set HAVE you ever con­sider ed he just you? But might not fancy

I’m sure that’s not the case. I think try­ing too hard. Try you’re

play­ing it cool and I’m sure he’ll give you a squeegee.

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