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EMAIL: agony@sundaysport.co.uk OR MAIL TO: Agony, Sunday Sport,MacLaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP the missus that we have an early night – and she agreed.

We went upstairs, stripped off and dived under the duvet.

She gave me a quick gobble to get my knob erect and I licked her pussy to get her juices flowing.

Then I asked her to get on all fours on the bed. She looked at me quizzically, but I explained about doggy-style and she agreed to give it a go. off howling again. Shortly after, I had the most amazing orgasm and collapsed on top of her.

We lay there for a while and then she told me she’d heard of anal sex but never fancied it.

However, she said that it was so good she wanted to try it again.

A couple of minutes later we were at it again – and this time I reached around and began flicking her clit until she climaxed again.

Now we have doggy-style and anal every night. What are your thoughts on doggy-style and anal?

DP, East London

Jaymie says…

THAT’S a very personal question to ask a lady, so I will keep my answer short and sweet. That’s for me to know and you to find out – which you never will! I’M a 17-year-old apprentice with an engineering firm and after getting in the works’ footie team I was the top scorer.

As a result, the captain invited me on his stag weekend in Dublin. There were 20 of us and we all pulled a bird on the first night.

My girl was 24 and after we’d been at the stout we staggered back to our hotel, where she smuggled me up to her room.

She stripped to her panties. I groped and sucked her tits, which were an F-cup.

Then she went down on me and gave me the best blowjob I’d ever had before spreading her legs to show me her wet lips.

I was down there like a rat down a hole. Then I turned her over and whacked it into her doggy-style.

After half-an-hour we both screamed as we came and collapsed in exhaustion.

But since I got back to England I’ve been getting lots of texts from her saying she wants to come over and move in with me. But I live with my mum. What should I do?

NM, Kent

Jaymie says…

TELL her the truth. You don’t owe this girl anything – she enjoyed herself as much as you. I’M trying like crazy to get my

window cleaner to roger me stupid. I always make sure that when

he calls round I’m wearing something that

is bound to catch his eye – tight jeans, loose-fitting

tops. I’ve even come to the door in

a dressing gown and let it slip open so he can

see my shaven gash. When I pay him I always rub

my firm 34D breasts up against his manly

chest. I know it turns him on as his

trousers bulge – and he looks a big boy in all

areas. I’m that desperate to bed him

that next time he calls for his cash, I’m going

to answer the door completely naked and begin

fingering my fanny. He’s a 6ft 4in hunk and I can’t

understand why he’s not made a move. Have you any idea what I could

do to pull, as I’m getting so frustrated?

Jaymie says…

WS, Somerset HAVE you ever consider ed he just you? But might not fancy

I’m sure that’s not the case. I think trying too hard. Try you’re

playing it cool and I’m sure he’ll give you a squeegee.