It’s good, clean fun

ME and the missus have been married for 10 years, but we’ve never been that bothered about sex.

Like most people, we were f**king like rabbits the first couple of months, then it sort of petered out.

But I was reading the Midweek Sport when I saw an article which described shagging in the doggy-style position. I asked a work colleague what it meant and he explained it was doing it from behind – like a rampant dog.

Anyway, when I got home from work that night I suggested to I RECENTLY moved to a new house and my neighbour, a tasty sort in her late 30s, soon introduced herself.

She invited me to a quiz night at the local boozer with her and two mates. I thought I’d have a good chance of pulling her, so I said yes.

When I got there her mates were at the bar. They were also late 30s, blonde and sexy.

It soon became clear that they were not interested in the quiz – they wanted me.

I invited them back and they took turns to suck me off. I shagged all three before they got down to some lesbo fun. It was great to watch them sucking each other’s tits and clits.

To finish, my neighbour stuck a dildo up my arse while I took one of her mates from behind as she licked her pal out.

We don’t go to the quiz nights now, they just come to my place and we f**k.

I’m so glad I moved and several of my mates are now looking for houses here.

Jaymie says…

She got on her hands and knees and I rammed my rock-hard dick up her flue and began pounding her hard.

But as I began to speed up, my knob slipped out and flew up her poo-pipe.

She howled and I thought I had hurt her, so I stopped. But she asked me to get it back in quick because she loved it.

I did as I was told and she set

JY, Essex I BET they are. The only question these naughty ladies will know how to answer is: “Do you want it up the arse or fanny?” I’VE become a bit obsessive about cleanliness. I am so determined to be clean that I insisted we install a new shower.

I told my husband I had to have a walk-in shower room and the work would cost a couple of grand.

He was dead against it, but after a few sexual favours – blowjobs and anal – he finally agreed.

We had it installed and, apart from being wellscrubbed all the time, it’s transformed our sex life.

We’ve been shagging like randy teenagers. We christened the shower as soon as the tiles were set and now have rampant sex under the powerful, pulsing jets of water every day.

I particularly love it when I perform a handstand and my hubby goes down on me.

But I have become addicted to showering and shower gel is costing me a fortune. Any ideas on how to keep the cost down?

Jaymie says…

KL, Middlesex SUD it! If sex is that good, it must be worth it. What’s an extra couple of pounds on your shopping bill if you’re having so much fun?