Vir­gin SEX POLL sol­diers? You must be jok­ing!

Vicky Dunn says… Vic­to­ria Kemp says…

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I’VE never dated a sol­dier, but I did go out with one bloke who THOUGHT he was in the army just be­cause he liked to watch war films and play Call of Duty on his Playsta­tion!

It used to drive me mad. In fact, he spent so much time on the bat­tle­fields of his video game con­sole that he com­pletely for­got about me. I was to­tally ne­glected!

In the end, while he was fight­ing on­line, I went out and had sex with one of his best friends at a party.

Well, I reck­oned it served him right. A woman’s got needs, you know? IF you live in a town with a large mil­i­tary pres­ence your mis­sus is more likely to be CHEAT­ING on you, claims a con­tro­ver­sial new sur­vey.

In­fi­delity web­site Ash­ley Madi­, which helps to ar­range AF­FAIRS, says mem­bers of the armed forces rep­re­sent a huge pro­por­tion of their mem­bers.

And Wool­wich in east Lon­don – home to The Royal Ar­tillery Bar­racks – is reck­oned to have the high­est con­cen­tra­tion of un­faith­ful servicemen and women.

A spokesman said: “Be­ing ex­posed to dan­ger and high stress sit­u­a­tions can lead peo­ple to cheat as a way to cope with the ten­sion in their lives.

“Many mil­i­tary per­son­nel also strug­gle with be­ing sep­a­rated from their fam­ily for ex­tended pe­ri­ods of time, and an af­fair can be a way of find­ing in­ti­macy and emo­tional con­nec­tions when far away from home.

“Also, peo­ple who choose to serve in the mil­i­tary tend to be nat­u­ral risk tak­ers, mak­ing them more likely to take risks in their per­sonal lives.”

The site even polled 8,492 mil­i­tary per­son­nel to dis­cover why and when they have af­fairs, and with whom.

The ma­jor­ity – 68.6% of men and 63.2% of women – say af­fairs act as a form of ‘stress re­lease’.

A fur­ther 37.5% of men and 33.8% of women have af­fairs as a re­sult of be­ing sep­a­rated from their spouse for ex­tended pe­ri­ods of time.

A shag-happy 39.4% of men and 43.6% of women have af­fairs with other mem­bers of the mil­i­tary, while 31.6% of men and 37.1% of women pre­fer to cheat with civil­ians.

So do sol­diers make good lovers? We asked three of our girls to find out: I DATED a squad­die for six months when I was 20, and he had the best body I’ve ever seen in my life!

He was con­fi­dent, but not ar­ro­gant, and he was an amaz­ing lover. In fact, I’d say he was the love of my life and def­i­nitely the one that got away.

When he’d come in from train­ing he’d be all clammy and dirty and with bulging biceps.

I usu­ally ripped off his clothes right there and then!

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